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Donald Trump warned Iran it will be hit “extremely hard” in the coming weeks, saying the US could bring it “back to the stone ages where they belong.” He said the US is now “totally independent of the Middle East,” adding that it does not need the region’s oil or resources, but is there to help its “allies.” The speech quickly rattled global markets, with oil prices rising and investors reacting to fears of a widening conflict and potential disruption to key supply routes. The remarks have added to growing global concern over escalation, with uncertainty building around how far tensions could go and what it could mean for energy supply and economic stability.

Trump spiritual advisor Paula White compares President Trump to Jesus Christ at White House Easter Lunch. "Mr. President, no one has paid the price like you have paid the price. It almost cost you your life. You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us." She says God told her to tell him that "because of [Jesus's victory in resurrection], you will be victorious in all that you put your hands to."

I'm confused. Shamima Begum is not allowed back into the UK because she was groomed into becoming an ISIS bride when she was just a child, but Al Golani, the man who was a literal leader of ISIS and Al Qaida is allowed to visit Downing Street? How does that work?