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@AdGuard Imagine a world where a tweet can get you debanked, investigated, your livelihood threatened, your freedom put in jeopardy. That's the world that they're building. It's a global push, funded by big tech on the behalf of who exactly?

Governments around the world are rushing to pass “age verification” laws to protect kids online. Sounds noble, right? On paper, sure. But here's the catch: over 400 of the world's top cybersecurity and privacy experts just signed an open letter waving a massive red flag. Their message? These laws might actually be a gift to scammers and a nightmare for your privacy. Here's what's actually happening under the hood. To “verify” your age, these systems want your government ID, a facial scan, or your credit card info. That doesn't just sit somewhere safely — it creates a massive digital honeypot. And we've already seen what happens when these vaults get cracked. Remember the 2025 Discord breach? Seventy thousand IDs leaked. When you force millions of people to upload their most sensitive information to the cloud, it's not a matter of if that data gets stolen — it's when. Here's the part that really stings. The experts (the very same people who helped design the technologies behind age verification) say these systems are shockingly easy to bypass and are not ready for mass implementation. Between VPNs, AI-generated deepfakes, and “verified” accounts sold on the black market, determined kids will get through anyway. Meanwhile, regular adults get stuck in a loop of constant surveillance, and people without the “right” tech or official ID risk getting locked out of the Internet entirely. We’re all for keeping the web safe for children. But trading everyone’s fundamental privacy for “security theater” isn't the answer. Privacy shouldn't be the price of admission to the Internet. Want to see why the experts are so worried and how to keep your data off these lists? Check out our full breakdown of the report on the blog: adguard-vpn.com/en/blog/age-ve…

@_ABACABB_ @woofknight I've yet to play it, but It's certainly something I'm looking forward to.

@LessChatMoSplat @woofknight Snake eater 3 remake was so peak

@hibiku_bot_ De Lago sends his regards.

嫁ピ「〇〇新聞が電話取材お願いしますってー」 ワイ魚屋（戻り鰹のシーズンだからねぇ。。。はいはいなんでも聞いてくれワイは鰹に少しだけ詳しいんや） 「もしもーし」 〇〇新聞「アニサキスボールペンが海外で話題になってまして…」 ワイ「（うん！そんな気はしてた！）

@YamabukiOrca It's a trick question. They're not moving at all, because it's a pic not a gif.

ええ？俺がバカすぎるのか？ この画像で分かるのは加速度であって速度ではないと思うんだが。

@MemesToSave When the job takes the whole "We're family" thing a bit too seriously.

@messedupfoods New Struggle Meal unlocked.

Bologna Cannoli

@Lorgarwasright2 The only man who can stop him is his brother. Matt Mercer.

Is that Lyle rath?

NOT a suppository.

@WigglyAir What if the ghosts are roaches?

@nocontextmemes Ethan Dinners.

@memeslich No, eff them players.

Should players be told when a choice is dangerous in Dungeons & Dragons?

@icanvardar Dead Internet theory!

i’m convinced 75% of twitter accounts aren’t even real people

“how’s the job search going?”

@METAPCs 8

How much VRAM does your GPU have? I'm tryna see somethin' 🤔 4 GB 6 GB 8 GB 12 GB 16 GB 24 GB 32 GB I have no idea

@learning_yohei A symbol of freedom, they get the soar high above everything. Also, they look cool.

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵🥰またアメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカの文化について勉強していたら、よく鷲の画像が出てきます。とてもかっこいいと思います。でも、どうして鷲の画像がよく出てくるの？アメリカにとって特別な鳥なの？🤔🇺🇸

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Like Temu Hunk.

"Nice hat, dork."

“I am nothing to anyone, and that is my greatest freedom.” - Franz Kafka

Goty