april (certified lesbian)

“This one,” asked Nissa. “No,” replied Chandra. “This one?” “No.” “You want… this one,” Nissa whispered incredulously. “Oh yes,” confirmed Chandra. “I call it the ‘decidedly male’,” Nissa confessed, strapping it on. “I-I know,” stammered Chandra, blushing furiously.

long time no chat, but had a surprisingly interesting poll come up in my random chats on discord today. which smell do you enjoy more?

@BriannaWu i am so glad that, at some point in my life, that i was taught how to do an actual apology.

Trans sisters. I’m pretty sure I was wrong. I am sorry. I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy. The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme. If you admit “trans women don’t belong in women’s sports” they agree, but call you a man the whole time. If you admit, “I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading” they scream about free speech. If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don’t have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum. It’s like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They’d throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped. I want a middle ground on so many of these polices. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it’s fun for them. So, sisters. I genuinely don’t know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us. I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist.

@silentkingpawn it's not bad, but not as good as hollow knight -- the difficulty isn't overwhelming, but i think it makes the game less fun in quite a few spots.

@LewdApril unrelated to the polls but how have you been finding silksong?

and a follow-up to the previous poll: how do you feel about kissing after giving (or receiving) oral sex, assuming that fluids were involved in some way or another?

@henloheyhi i've been okay but twitter stresses me out too much these days. thanks for being worried!

@LewdApril Omg you're back, I was worried about you!

i swear i’ve done this poll before, but for the life of me i cannot find it. have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?

@RagnarHedin i’ve been doing that for decades! it’s great!

@LewdApril not sure if real or very weird fake ad, but I thought of you

quick vibe check: have you ever heard of “leisure suit larry”

between “come” and “cum,” which of the two do you prefer in fiction?

@zdch every time i’ve managed to convince some dude to get over his hang ups and get regular manicures, they’ve been super happy that they did.

@LewdApril My wife owns a nail salon and getting manis regularly is certified unreal, yeah.

do i think the world would be a better place if more men got mani-pedis, feeling pretty and sparkly? yup. do i enjoy how they make me feel feminine, surrounded entirely by women feeling the same? also yup. would you have more be having more fun if things were less gendered?

for people who have boobs or who are with people who have boobs, which would more closely describe your (or their) "favorite" bra?

@Psycchan__ i do that when i have 4+ clasps but yes it surprised me too. my (cis) wife also is a spinner.

@LewdApril clasp in front + spin sounds insane to me, do ppl do that?? like why not just get bras that clasp in front at that point lol

for people who have boobs or who are with people who have boobs, how do you or they put bras on?

@Popplars i always do mine behind my back, except for when there are 4+ clasps. those i’ll spin but 2-3 hooks are pretty easy to do behind my back.

@LewdApril Who are all these people clasping them in back. I don't believe them at all it's the most impossible thing to do.

@substle sure i don’t judge. :)

@LewdApril What if someone doesn’t have boobs but still wears bra occasionally asking for a friend.

@buttplugio what are the achievements?

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@FrameDodge i saw this on discord immediately after i woke up, and thought it was a yuri explanation for why the hare lost to the tortoise.

And she was right #horseracetests

@NSFW_Sky_ please by all means yes. you would probably enjoy this too, it’s very fun and smutty: tfemily.com/Emily/series/1…

@LewdApril Are you kidding? It's one of my favorite tags. I have some very wholesome doujins that fit that description if you're interested 😉

supposed we lived in a world where people could easily swap bodies back and forth with other people. in such a world, would you be willing to swap bodies with your sexual partner and have sex with your original body?

@DevoidEDH sure. :)

@LewdApril 100% would swap, can elaborate on why if interested