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The Life Guru🐝

@LifeGuru__

Let's face it your life is pretty shitty if you need to look on twitter for life tips. You might as well follow me. Fuck knows you've nothing else to live for.

Manchester, England انضم Ekim 2009
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The Life Guru🐝@LifeGuru__·
If I could lick my own balls, I’d be happy as a pig in shit. My mate, @BigJjdgysus licks his human sex doll @bus_driver_bob balls most days and is deliriously happy. Coincidentally, he also licks his neighbours dogs balls.
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I am now available for porn bookings
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@bus_driver_bob Oh u are a boring swine, there would have been a large cash prize, and naked ladies potentially,
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@fesshole For crying out loud @BigJjdgysus get a grip, and I don’t mean of your or somebody else’s cock. Is that the hand you sign the sex offenders register with?
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@markgoldbridge The guys been dreadful last few weeks. Poor first touch, runs down blind ally’s. Offers nothing. What does Sesko need to do to start?
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Morning all, my arse hole sees lots of action
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