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@anon_opin @GaryBarlow going in a bit heavy. Get over it Gary.

@PaulleyTicks She said name a “better” trio, not name the trio.

External, thrombosed and prolapsed hemorrhoids.

If I could lick my own balls, I’d be happy as a pig in shit. My mate, @BigJjdgysus licks his human sex doll @bus_driver_bob balls most days and is deliriously happy. Coincidentally, he also licks his neighbours dogs balls.

@JahadSaleer @bus_driver_bob Does Mandy get involved too? Sounds like you’re in an open relationship, by which I mean your wife’s legs are wide open #Goodtimes

I am now available for porn bookings

@JahadSaleer @bus_driver_bob Carl? Is he still hanging out the back of your Mrs most nights?

@bus_driver_bob Oh u are a boring swine, there would have been a large cash prize, and naked ladies potentially,

@bus_driver_bob On @BigJjdgysus chest?

Doing a poo

@fesshole For crying out loud @BigJjdgysus get a grip, and I don’t mean of your or somebody else’s cock. Is that the hand you sign the sex offenders register with?

@markgoldbridge The guys been dreadful last few weeks. Poor first touch, runs down blind ally’s. Offers nothing. What does Sesko need to do to start?

@BigJjdgysus @ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Get a life you melt.

Hey @bus_driver_bob , saw this and immediately thought of you and @BigJjdgysus pillow talk

Morning all, my arse hole sees lots of action

@bus_driver_bob Hanging out of your backside?