⚡SteveTheLightningMan™⚡

When I was porn star, my name was Braxton Hicks. You may remember me as Neville Longdongle in Harry Twatter & The Knob Gobbler. I had a scene with Anna Phalaxis and Angi O'Plasty in the Common Room of House Muffnuzzle. #magicwandindeed

@tatinthesouth I appear to be #52

free b00bie pics for the first 600 comments

@itsldvt Of course

do b00bies make you happy? say YES and I'll send a b00bie pic

@BooyahSuckaFoo Just went and found you!

@LightningMan__ 😂😂😂😂 yessss!!! I made a new acct lindsvseveryone

@BooyahSuckaFoo Girl. Wtf happened to your Tik Tok account?

@BooyahSuckaFoo I literally RAN here to find you. Can't lose my buddy!

@LightningMan__ 😂😂😂

@cutemelina95 Yes 🙂‍↕️

Comment Yes and I will send you a photo of me without this

@blondebronzebad Have a great New Year!

say something nice and see what i send back

@RepJasmine It's gotta suck to be this stupid

So it turns out when you DON'T go woke, you go broke. Trump's New DEI? Dying Economy and Inflation. It's only two weeks in and Trump is Making America Broke Again! forbes.com/sites/dereksau…

This stupid little Jizzwhistle is so far up his own ass he sees the back of his teeth

@harryjsisson Just quit while you're behind. Take the L, shitcake

Trump DOES NOT get credit for bringing TikTok back!

Every one of these motherfuckers committed insider trading. I expect no better from Democrats or that crybaby scumbag Crenshaw but MJT and Mullin too?

@Britlad95 They should be hung from the London Bridge but England has lost its spine for capital punishment

Can’t stop child porn on the internet but they can stop Tik Tok. Can’t stop kids getting shot in school but they can stop tik tok. Can’t help citizens when disasters hit but they can stop tik tok. Can’t deliver a good economy but they can stop tik tok. Biden signed it into law as one last FU. Thank God Trump will be President …

@sweetdreamdairy Kinda frosty here in coastal South Carolina too

Good morning from a much colder than yesterday Louisiana. 🥶

@Playteaux1 I have a 90 minute commute home. I have every clean bathroom on the route memorized

@Sassafrass_84 FMJ was the last film I saw in the theatre before shipping off to basic training

The lost boys. You?

@politicsofamy Did Netflix and Disney redo Mary Queen of Scots?

It’s 7 AM. On Saturday. A little early for red lipstick and this costume.

Trump 2028.

Are you shitting me?