T

@BoozeBlogsChuck If you look into stress and alcoholism, they share a shocking amount of similar adverse effects on our health. So, by my logic, if you eliminate the stress by getting drunk, you're breaking even. 🤷‍♂️

@gator_gum Can we start our own, though?

There is absolutely no reason for ICE to be in Canada. None.

I'm cursed

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@SkyTheViking Yup... I knew 1 time in my life, and I knew it instantly. There was never a question. Sometimes you just know.

My husband told me he loved me after a week of dating. We've been together since 2012. Men, say what you need to say.

@snboxing Soooo... essentially ur saying he's Rahman?

Wilder could’ve lost to a lot of B-fighters but he’s also the exact type of fighter who could’ve nuked Lennox Lewis.

@Sweet_Baby_Jays She made her choice 🤷‍♂️

Started watching Lord Of the Rings with my 8 year old daughter. After about 45 minutes she told me it's boring and isn't interested in watching it anymore... sometimes you just need to cut the negative people out of your life.

@1800ghostman Sarrrr... please do not park there!

@BoringCian Free ball

A ball boy went into those woods at 8:12pm and hasn’t been seen since

@TheJoeySwoll I used to be a trainer years ago... we were decorating the gym with funny fitness-related quotes. And I came up with a Chuck Norris joke that we ended up painting in huge letters across a wall. 'When Chuck Norris works out, the weights break a sweat!'

Looking forward to all the incredible Chuck Norris jokes on X today to celebrate the life of a great man. I heard Death actually came for him 3 years ago, but got roundhouse kicked in the face and just woke up. RIP Chuck Norris, an absolute legend. 🙏

@LibertyCappy I used to be a personal trainer... and we were decorating the gym with funny fitness-related quotes. And I came up with a Chuck Norris joke that we ended up painting in huge letters across a wall. 'When Chuck Norris works out, the weights break a sweat!'

CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇

lmao poor dude was just wearing a weighted vest at an outdoor gym

This is how Variety chose to address the death of legendary Chuck Norris. You know what to do!

🚨 BREAKING: Football madness in Brazil 🇧🇷 A goal scored in just 19 SECONDS… without even touching the ball 😳⚽ Novorizontino capitalise on a shocking error by Sport Recife in Série B. You’ll never see this again 😂

Love these heartwarming stories ☺️❤️

This is quite literally what Skynet does to infiltrate the human resistance with the T-800, T-850, and T-888 series Terminators, which are Cyberdyne Systems infiltrator units covered in bio-engineered living tissue, including skin, blood, and hair, over a metal endoskeleton.

@BBGreatMoments I can hear the music in my head so clearly haha

What was the first baseball video game you ever owned?

Pierre had the opportunity to make Canada look good on the world stage - and he seized it in every way possible. Whether you like him or not, it’s worth your time to take a listen. Who knows? You just may learn a thing or two. Proud of our leader @PierrePoilievre.

I am ready weigh in on the Pierre Poilievre visit to the Joe Rogan Experience. It may not be what you expect: 1. I was stunned at the tactic of not being critical of Mark Carney or how he's handling some hugely complex issues in Year 1 as our Prime Minister. That said, what a tactic. It shows a tremendous respect for how competition goes - you sometimes see it in sports, despite the fact we often revere athletes who cross lines & have a "win-at-all-costs" mentality - in this case, how can the strategy (being "strategic" isn't a criticism) be dumped on? Carney, it should be noted, didn't offer the same grace on Jon Stewart's show 13 months ago when he made up a ludicrous narrative about Poilievre's policy as the COVID pandemic began (he wasn't in government, nor was he CPC leader, even, at that point) - facts Carney conveniently left out, by design. 2. I thought he came in with a clear game plan to look through the front windshield of the car, & not the rear-view mirror. There is plenty to peck away at when any government's run the show for 8 years, 10 years, 12 years - without being explicitly critical, Poilievre laid out a case for, simply, a better way forward > unlock natural resources, don't just cut but obliterate red tape, & focus on intelligence & innovation. 3) "Canada is broken". Did that slogan fit for a moment in time? Maybe so, but it always had potential to be deemed negative, & certainly misinterpreted. Anyone listening to Rogan/Pierre would note - not only is that not said, but there's no inference that we have a problem we can't fix if we just decide we want to (& it only takes thousand of votes in a dozen ridings to do so - with the NDP at 2.7 percent in Ajax - I needed/need a mere 5,500 people to vote differently next time in a riding of 97,000 eligible voters. I'm hardly alone. 4) Indisputable that Pierre sounded like a very proud Canadian. I like that. We all SHOULD. I don't care who you are or what your beliefs are - if you go anywhere abroad, let alone spend 2+ hours on North America's most popular podcast, singing loudly about our heritage and traditions and potential will always win me over. Not everyone feels this way, & that's concerning - but I still think that's a very loud & shrill tiny minority that doesn't beam with pride when anyone reps us well south of the border. 5) This sounded like an optimistic man - far from a beaten man. Losing hurts. I hurt for quite a while after my run in Ajax. It's now the time of the year when the campaign started & the tough feelings are going to hit hard the next 5-6 weeks. Boo hoo. Those are mine & I will deal with them & push through. If Poilievre is still wounded from Election Night - you'd simply never know it. No sign in 140+ minutes of conversation that he's struggling, he's bitter, that he doubts himself - that's what I totally expected from knowing him now as I do. 6) He handled the Trump questions masterfully. When Rogan asked Trump’s controversial remarks regarding Canada becoming the 51st state, Poilievre was firm but measured. He defended Canadian sovereignty without sounding hysterical, using the phrase "Canada is not for sale" to assert national pride. Slam dunk. 7) I think we typecast so many people in the public eye. We define them, we box them in, & it just keeps life simple. I tell everyone I come across, & I can speak authentically because of two damned true things - A) I'm not a lifelong Conservative. I see strains of 80s Conservatism (I was too young to vote from all of the 80s & bit of the 90s) in the current Federal Liberals (far less so in the Ontario Liberals, I should note) & I want to be involved with a party that stands up for workers, cares about structure, will only police speech in very, very exceptional (& threatening) circumstances, & will let people live their lives as they see fit. I say all that to note, Pierre has evolved. How could he not? How are any of us the same person we were 5-10 years ago? From running in the Federal Election & having 26,000+ people mark an "X" beside my name (up from 13,200 the prior Election)....it changes you. More pride, more reflection, more humility, more confidence. I've never told the story of two things happening - and I owe all of this story arc of my life to Pierre Poilievre & Melissa Lantsman. Melissa was the first Conservative MP I told of my intentions - that we needed a change in Ajax & if I wasn't the only one who could win the seat there, I was one of a small group. She was awesome, is awesome - & I'm forever grateful for her belief in me. Massive fan. Pierre, I approached, on a busy morning after a radio chat w/ my colleague Alex Pierson - & I said exactly the same thing. I think we can make a huge run in Ajax (this was maybe 14-15 months before an Election that, at the time, was still supposed to be Fall 2025, so I was sure I had 19-20 months to be as organized as I could be). Pierre's response to me - "well, this is great news". And at the time....I wasn't even sure it was! All of this may happen, all of it may not. I am sure he's the Prime Minister we need, & I'm MORE sure because he's handled everything with such dignity, & class, & perspective, intelligence, & thoughtfulness ("intelligent" and "thoughtful" don't always match up together!). I thought he gave an impassioned, energetic, balanced, & reasonable perspective on where Canada is at, why we matter so much (to each other & to the world), & he's still up for the job - & for at least 20-24 months on end, the country seemed ready & certain to promote him to. That's that. Shouldn't be hard to find the link! Have a great weekend, all!

@LeTennisGoat Fils in straights is one of my favorite spots today overall... currently working on best angles to incorporate him.

@LineSmithHC Prefer Atmane + Vach

🇺🇸Miami Free Plays 3U 🇲🇨Vacherot -2.5 game hc @ 1.7 2U 🇰🇿Shevchenko ML @ 1.9 1U 🇧🇪Bergs ML @ 2 — Vacherot facing off v Navone! The Argentine scammed a win vs Basilashvili last round but it was evident these conditions don’t really suit him, the Monegasque Vacherot will get a lot of easy holds here whilst Navone will have to really work for them on these relatively quick hcs in the daytime I give Vach a considerable edge and I see him winning in straights. — Shevchenko facing off v Arnaldi! Last week I gave a 5U play on McDonald v the Italian and he won 6/0 6/1(!) the Italian has been cited saying he still isn’t fully fit but trying to get back in to the groove of things, I’m going lighter this time around as Shevchenko is way more volatile then McDonald and could potentially limit test the Italian less but I’ll take 1.9 any day of the week with only the 2nd match of Arnaldi since coming back from injury and still not feeling 100%. — Bergs facing off v Etcheverry! The Belgian has been up & down this season due to injuries & sickness but when he’s on he can play some really good hc tennis with his big serve + 1, these courts play relatively fast and have a lower bounce which will trouble Etcheverrys big takeback on the FH he also gets less time to build the points and turn around the BH for me fair odds for Zizou are 1.7-1.75 so I’ll take 2 any day of the week! — ❤️LIKE FOR MORE FREEPLAYS!