Matt Wilkinson

@carlyjohnson123 He could be telling the truth. Sometimes it's hard getting on with your day with a constant boner. Especially if you have to stand up and give a presentation. 🤣 Or worse, teach a class.

You couldn't make it up 😂😭

@carlyjohnson123 Watching this is like receiving a video call from that bestie who won't let you get a word in. 🤣 But in a good way.

@Oceanbreeze473 Titties and flamenco dancers.

Men, if you fail this test we can’t be friends. What do you see?

@sappholives83 Imagine not giving in to her demands and not being allowed to talk to her. How awful. One BIG question though, will she also promise not to talk to me? Having no clue she's even around would be nice.

“These ARE my pronouns. You will use them, or you will not refer to me. At all.” People like this are absolutely insufferable. No, I’m not going to go through ridiculous contortions of speech in order to prop up your enormous, fragile ego.

@OliLondonTV It's so fucking retarded. "Don't have gender norms!" but ALSO "I'm so special because I don't fit gender norms". These "non-binary" people have been around forever, but no one gave a shit. We called them Tomboys or possibly "mummy's boys" but these people had to make it an issue.

‘Malcolm in the Middle’ reboot branded ‘woke’ for featuring non-binary sibling. “I was like 5 when I started feeling wrong.” Kelly, the 6th child of Malcom’s parents, is non-binary using they/them pronouns and is portrayed by a non-binary actor.

Mo definitely thought he was going on a plane journey for a moment. #ImaCelebrity

What he was saying was true, they admitted it. But he wasn't allowed to say it. They literally said that. This highlights a big problem with our current society. Truths aren't allowed to be told. #ImaCelebrity

@Gaynotqueer1 We should just go back to using sex and gender as synonyms, then there's no problem. The problem only came into existence when people started saying they were separate. Funny how with trans people in sports, they aren't so keen on saying they're separate any more though.

Wouldn't the words man and woman do?

Sin Eater is a pretty cool superhero name. #ImaCelebrity

@carlyjohnson123 Forced perspective.

Why did I think the left pic was a bed

What does Alesha use on her skin? She always glows. 😍 #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Simon:

@Coene_Arts @AussieJenP83 I don't think this one uses AI, looking at other photos. The text is perfectly readable in some. Katie Piper's book is in one and it looks like the real book. I've yet to see an AI generated image that does signs and other text right.

@AussieJenP83 Flat women are wonderful, however I believe that this is AI. At this point I can't prove it so instead I advise all men to stop bothering with women on social media (even if real it'll get you nowhere) and instead go talk to women IRL.

Flat. As. Fuck. 💅

For fun

Holy shit. Give Matt and Emma an Oscar. 🤣 #CelebritySabotage

@jk_rowling Hoodies keep my earsies warm!

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@carlyjohnson123 I'm 49 and autistic, so you'd be perfect for me, since I'll always be alone anyway. 😄

Lock me up

@carlyjohnson123 Stop feeding the trolls. ❤️

Worser ain't a word mate

Will Forte fell on hard times. #BritainsGotTalent #BGT

@benonwine Also, this man is a tiger.

Who the hell Brainwashed the child actors on Harry Potter because they did a bloody good job.