The-reverted- brother

@Oscarkhomotsoh unokuvara first fatso 🤣 @RetiredPundit

The struggle is real 🤣⚰️

@WekwaGutuu after years of PPL sponsoring VOVO paZIM kkkk regerai vakomana @RetiredPundit @TrinityMoyo

Five years of dating a married woman, then he proposed. Her husband was shocked and so was everyone else. Some love stories don’t just break rules; they break people.

@RetiredPundit @aroyagain Papashata

@aroyagain @MidfieldGenius9

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@wicknellchivayo either you will die in prison or in exile

HONOURING THE GLAMOUR BOYS...⚽️🏟️ The weekend fixture between DEMBARE and MAKIPEKEPE was nothing short of sporting EXCELLENCE at play, and I extend my congratulations to CAPS United for your victory. Football is about COMPETITION and celebrating the BEAUTY of the game !!! HOWEVER, what genuinely SURPRISED me during the match was the level of RIDICULE, and UNNECESSARY MOCKERY directed towards my promise to Dynamos if they WON the match against CAPS UNITED, which I made during my interview on Capitalk FM last week. A PASSIONATE Dynamos supporter had requested that in the event DEMBARE wins, I should buy the club a BRAND-NEW BUS. Whilst the result unfortunately did not go their way, I APPRECIATED the overwhelming love shown by the Dynamos supporters. More importantly, most of close relatives and friends are passionate Dynamos supporters, and for me this matter goes beyond football. DYNAMOS is a HOUSEHOLD NAME and part of Zimbabwe’s football history. It is NEXT BEST THING to be formed in 1963, after ZANU PF. I therefore REFUSE to reduce myself into someone who only stands by his word when circumstances are FAVOURABLE. Accordingly, I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to the GLAMOUR BOYS !!! I will STILL proceed with purchasing a BRAND-NEW 65 seater BUS for Dynamos Football Club. In addition, I will also give the players USD$50,000 for trying hard as motivation and encouragement despite the defeat. Please note that this is NOT sponsorship of any sort, but just APPRECIATION to supporters who demonstrated and displayed genuine love by filling up stadium. The Club Management can IMMEDIATELY contact my Lawyer MR SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU and deliver the bus registration details. I must say it's actually SURPRISING how outside Zimbabwe, the "BIG" name “CHIVAYO” is received with RESPECT and treated to RED CARPET receptions. As the saying goes, “a PROPHET is not without HONOUR, EXCEPT in his own HOMETOWN. Unfortunately, some people struggle to celebrate one of their own simply because he is successful or WEALTHY. None of that will ever change who I am or the values I stand for. PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME !!! Football must UNITE US and inspire healthy competition rather than hatred and division. At the end of the day, this was never about proving a point to anyone. It was about HONOURING my word and appreciating GENUINE supporters who showed me overwhelming love and respect. #The_Glamour_Boys #Dynamos_FC #Mukuru_We_Mazuva #Dembare_Bhora

@RetiredPundit @Emegothefirst @AmandaTinotenda @TrinityMoyo @MatamboDelano Ndomwawo wani ndiTegewo 🤣🤣

@Emegothefirst @AmandaTinotenda @TrinityMoyo kinda true 😂😂😂 @MatamboDelano

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

@RetiredPundit @footyinsider247 Champ league and epl Magnifico! Am buzzing

@MidfieldGenius9 @footyinsider247 21 goals in 51 appearances? Quite poor given the team he plays for… and how many penalties there

No PSG player has scored 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙖𝙡𝙨 than Arsenal's Viktor Gyokeres this season 👀

@RetiredPundit @footyinsider247 You were saying he is shit .. numbers speaks louder

@footyinsider247 What’s this comparison supposed to prove

@drsportsmedia Bruno has been outstanding for United Come now guys Got to put your hands up sometimes

Bruno Fernandes has been named the FWA Footballer of the Year. 🏆 Is this justified, considering Declan Rice has actually won more matches than Bruno has even played this season? 🤔

@RetiredPundit @SamJDean You are a mad ma how on earth do you compare Dec and Case Decs is miles ahead of the Brazilian inter Miami bound favela primo

@SamJDean Rice can’t even lace my DM’s shoes and you wanna stake him up against magnifico… wow

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@wicknellchivayo The fall will be epic bookmark this

VINTAGE BARBER SHOP pa NEWLANDS mukomana anonzi NAKAMBA anopedza ma sports...Hanzi 15 dollars hair cut ini hangu ndine munyama kwese he charges me 400 he says musoro wangu MUHOMBE 😂🤣... Congratulations haunga gere MBADA for 1 year 5 months worega ku komborerwa. Asangana ne FRIDAY Mukomana... Ukaziva weku gera chete...🙏🙏🙏

@SkySportsNews @RetiredPundit Kim would go bankrupt possible jail time

BREAKING: Middlesbrough have made a formal complaint to the EFL alleging that a man they believe to be a Southampton member of staff was spying on their training session today ahead of the Championship play-offs, Sky Sports News understands 🚨

@Oscarkhomotsoh Na skit b dis abi

This never gets old 😭🤣🤣

@RetiredPundit @LoneChildMJB It’s anyone’s day chief it’s a final

@LoneChildMJB The amount of chest fans have is amazing… you will still produce another reel of safonov making insane saves and say if it wasnt for their keeper we would of won…

This is why Arsenal wanted to play PSG in the UCL finals. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@RetiredPundit @zandyor Halas!

@zandyor The system will not allow mandem to get rich so easily simple as

i’m officially restarting the $1 to $100,000 challenge tomorrow for May 2026 🥳 this will be done in a private x group chat where i’ll post all my trades with entry & exit for free 🪂 like, repost, and comment $sol to be added ❤️‍🔥 YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME W/ 🔔

@6thsmartestman @DaMidgetZimbo Say that again mate very hypocritical

@DaMidgetZimbo Don't you call for his head every other week?

No one deserves this more than this man. The most talked about guy in football! A lot has been said about him over the 6 years, me included. Have your night gaffa

@markgoldbridge Be a ref and make those calls mate

How has that not been given as a pen on Griezmann....shocking

@RetiredPundit @granTurism01 make it 5 points while at it

@MidfieldGenius9 @granTurism01 We will be there

🚨Paul Merson gives PL verdict after Arsenal masterclass. 🗣️: “I said last week that if Arsenal can go six points clear of Man City, regardless of whether they have played a game or two more, they’ll win the league. I’m sorry but there is no way City will catch them. You may say that they have a game in hand, but Arsenal have the points on the board. I’ve been there before trust me, when they kick-off against Everton on Monday the belief won’t be there” “It will take a lot of strength mentally for City not to drop any points in their final handful of league games. Add the fact that their schedule is pretty congested over the next few weeks, I do fear for them” “Looking at Arsenal today, you would expect them to comfortably see off West Ham at the London Stadium next week. They might be out of sight when they welcome an already relegated Burnley side to the Emirates a week later too. I’m sorry to say but it’s Arsenal’s title to lose at the moment”

@MarmoushEra Am still waiting to hear your analysis about your “super” team City “They have done it before” “This time of the season they are machines” Bla Bla let’s hear it then

City fans, one word for Marc Guehi

@RetiredPundit @FabrizioRomano Asap

@FabrizioRomano Madrid should offload this guy unfortunately

🚨 BREAKING: Ferland Mendy will be out until the end of the season with an injury. He’s expected to be out for five months with surgery to follow, reports Cope.

@RetiredPundit @granTurism01 Top of the league mate 4 games to go 6 points clear now deep that

@MidfieldGenius9 @granTurism01 Being confident is free …. You must learn a lesson!