Mike W

Nanananananananana Spurs are going down, going down! Spurs are going down!

United dodged a bullet on Gallagher. He’s shite.

@StretfordPaddck @MatteMoretto He wants to play in the championship?

🔴🚨 #MUFC are reportedly a step behind Chelsea and Tottenham in the race to sign Bournemouth defender Marcos Senesi. [@MatteMoretto]

Scenes around the country when Sunderland score! #spurs #spursy

Yellowstone is a fictional tv show. If you get a Yellowstone tattoo you’re a massive gimp.

Spurs going down will be hilarious. Except for spurs fans everyone wants it to happen. #spurs

@EastMidRailway think your team to Liverpool is lost 🤣

@SkySportsNews I’m a untied fan but it’s Cole by a mile

Who is the Premier League’s greatest left-back?

Coming up on #SkySportsFC this morning... ☕️ Who’s winning the Premier League title & why? 🏆 Is Arsenal’s match against Bournemouth their biggest of the season? 🔴 Should Enzo Fernandez play against Man City after apology? 🔵 If Morgan Rogers leaves Aston Villa – where should he go? 🟣 Is Andy Robertson the Premier League’s greatest left back? 🤔

@Czooba Leave

Best thing Ruben Amorim did at Man United?

@ReviewNonLeague Took me 30 seconds, it’s hardly war and peace.

There’s no way he read that and replied within two minutes.

Iran would rather have its citizens act as human shields than reopen the strait. Loves its citizens 🤣

Arteta is needs to release the handbrake, they’re far too cautious #BBCFootball

@ick_real Delusion

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??

@petesunitedPOV Stop highlighting this, we need Barca to buy him

The thing his stans don’t want to admit He’ll get you a goal but he can also cost you the game due to his lacklustre and almost non existent tracking back/pressing 🤔 It’s annoying to see a player with all this talent lack the drive to help his teammates #GlazersOut

@markgoldbridge I’d take a players opinion over yours

Asking current players whether the current manager should be the permanent manager and them saying yes lol! Journalism really is on it's arse in the country. What do you expect them to say "No. He's not good enough long term"

Alissa must have the most annoying voice in the world. I couldn’t be arsed with her for a day #mafs

@NormanBrennan @abbeylinegold Did arresting and done for attempted murder

BREAKING NEW; A Youth standing outside a food outlet in Leeds is sucker punched in an unprovoked attack & was Instantly knocked spark out; I’ve dealt with families who have lost a loved out to one punch homicide; complete & utter wankers who do this👇🤷‍♂️🙄

Although I definitely don’t want city to win any more trophies the thought of Arsenal winning fuck all is hilarious

@Utdbeni You are fucking boring as fuck. Change the record. Amorim was a hit in a shit league that is probably championship level. He’ll struggle in any other top league.

Carrick was given a championship team to manage and he failed what makes you think he can do a job as manager of Manchester United long term. If he can’t manage a small team in a league below the premier league and win he will definitely fail here long term

@Cantonadevils You’ve just guessed these

Approximate Peak Speeds of midfielders at Manchester United. KOBBIE MAINOO: 29.86 km/h. CASEMIRO: ~30-30.2 km/h POGBA: 34.68 km/h MATIC: ~32 km/h SCHOLES: 30 km/h HERRERA: ~31-32 km/h At age 20; Kobbie Mainoo is slower than these midfielders …..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲