Ebony Mini-Schnauzer

It's a habit from my A Level school days. When I need to concentrate & it's cold I have to have a hot mug of @bovrilSA (they dont have UK!)

Hey @SchnauzerHarper he's sitting down to his dinner. Put on that sad doleful expression. It works every time. Chicken. Our favourite! Yummy

Great news. My bezzie Harper has just joined Twitter. I taught her to type. She's at @SchnauzerHarper. Pretty cool for puppy farm rescue dog

@Nicki_Coh @RussellKane Only if it's decaf skinny & I don't have to drag HIM along with me.

My latest cinematic masterpiece. Sorry about the human talking on it. youtu.be/rwURvQD3yxE

So I keep getting moved off his bed. Right. I'm off to the sofa in his office. Some people - don't they know let sleeping dogs lie?

He is really under my paws today. Every time I make myself comfy on his bed I get told to move. Why cant he sleep in my basket? Fair swap

@NorthantsBarney Precisely!

@NorthantsBarney Humans eh? What's with them? Woof!

@floozy1968 @EarthDisciple @ultramodernpet @pawsh_pets Woof!

My Master (pah!) seems pleased with this video on You Chewed by @Vanquishgirls of the new single by @NicoleScherzy youtube.com/watch?v=Y4V01O…

@MrSebBT @derranstokes @Freddie_bt @LucyLooBT @littledonna7 @CornishBarney Never was a fan of that band. I howl in tune if I hear them.

@BCTGB @sainsburys @giveasyoulive OK, sounds good. Can I bite Jamie Oliver on the ankle at the same time - then we've got a deal.

@WilfSchnauzer @DexterSchnauzer Well clearly the woman has no sense of humour. Typical human.Is the pad in Chelsea or Kensington?

If I wanted to be disturbed so the blanket in my basket can be washed I would have left a note. Just sod off. I'm having a power nap. Grrr.

The idiot I live with took me for a walk in the blazing sun. Had no time to put on my SunFactor2000. Still, was nice to wee in the sunshine

I've sent a strong email to the Beagle next door. This baying is like being an extra in Hound iof the Baskervilles. Hope she can read. Woof.

Look, if I want a quiet drink in the pub in the afternoon there's no need to make a three ring circus out of it. Grr

@sjchocaholic Woof. My pleasure. *waves back*

@TwoSchnauzerz Woof! Thank you.