Derran Stokes

@BigBearF1 @thatchers_cider Absolutely it only counts as one pint, but it counts towards your 5 a day.

Cider maths: If you refill your glass before it's empty, it's still considered one glass @thatchers_cider ? 🤔💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

Morning everyone, have a great day @diamondbertie @mk_inwa @Jed_dog @3phibotticelli @lyndaward5 @littledonna7 @Freddie_bt @MrSebBT @ThomasATerrier @Alfie11Cr @LuluSacks @CJweeborder @HaggisBT @HWicket @FloraGangsta @BTHenryHH1

@marley_archie Archie my tv seems to have broken it just said Newcastle 1 Middlesbrough Second X1 2.

You always know when mams got nowt to do cos she bothers me for cuddles.....TIGHT cuddles🙄 #BTposse

@marley_archie Who are Sunderland? Are the Middlesboro second team?

@derranstokes 🤣Big day tomorrow for me and dad in front of the telly...Newcastle playing Sunderland 😃🍺⚫️⚪️

@marley_archie Dad should know to never assume anything. Although cuddling you is important, you and dad need chaps time together tl chat about cars, motorbikes (especially Ducatis, and why one should be on display in tbe lounge) and football.

@derranstokes Dads washed and polished both cars and assumed she had her own jobs to be getting on with, obviously not🙄

Hi everyone. Hope all is well @diamondbertie @mk_inwa @Jed_dog @3phibotticelli @lyndaward5 @littledonna7 @Freddie_bt @MrSebBT @ThomasATerrier @Alfie11Cr @LuluSacks @CJweeborder @HaggisBT @HWicket @FloraGangsta @BTHenryHH1

@BigBearF1 Only advantage I have seen is the ability to change the angle for a blind side reverse.

I’m not a huge fan of these camera mirrors, I must admit. ………..! 😳

Good morning everyone @diamondbertie @mk_inwa @Jed_dog @3phibotticelli @lyndaward5 @littledonna7 @Freddie_bt @MrSebBT @ThomasATerrier @Alfie11Cr @LuluSacks @CJweeborder @HaggisBT @HWicket @FloraGangsta @BTHenryHH1

@HWicket @HaggisBT So very sorry to read this sad news. Best wishes to everyone

@HaggisBT #BTPosse just wanted to fank yoo for all da love and kind words coming owah way. They have really helped. We are gonna miss #IanBiskits always 💙💔

##BTPosse @HWicket ..very sad news today.. our favoutist hoom in da world , luffy IanBizkitz, went OTRB 🌈 morning. We are all very sad doggos. Luckily for evry fur who is already dere will get a gazillion bizkits from him.

@marley_archie What’s dad having then Archie?

Me and dad are home alone and it's dinner time😏😋 #BTposse

@marley_archie @AlfietheBT Having returned to the Ducati dealership (I was passing, well within 40 miles) and tested the Panigali I love the bike, the looks, the performance, the engine, but at 6’4” I don’t think I could afford the chiropractor bills after every ride.

@derranstokes @AlfietheBT 😆so ungrateful aren't they

Happy Valentines day mother🥰 Hope you enjoyed your full english breakfast, next stop..motorbike showroom. Not sure if dad gets the concept of valentines day😆🙈 #BTposse

@marley_archie @AlfietheBT Yes they are Archie, of course I would let her look at it through the garage window, and maybe clean it - under close supervision of course. But do I need the V2 or V4, or both?

@marley_archie @AlfietheBT What is unromantic about taking your wife to the Ducati dealership ship as a surprise Valentines outing and test riding a Monster? It was red after all….

@AlfietheBT @derranstokes 🤣

@marley_archie Dad definitely needs another bike Archie, you and him can disappear in to the garage to lean them and eat chocolate and discuss the important things in life, like football, bikes, beer and coffee. Not necessarily in that order.

@derranstokes Just looking cos 2 is enough apparently 🙄. There's defo room in the garage for another 4 tho😏

@marley_archie The correct number of motorcycles in the garage is always n+1. Although when it got to six there were stern words from Mrs S. I don’t think she liked the colour of the ZZR or Goldwing.

Good morning pals. All well? @diamondbertie @mk_inwa @Jed_dog @3phibotticelli @lyndaward5 @littledonna7 @Freddie_bt @MrSebBT @ThomasATerrier @Alfie11Cr @LuluSacks @CJweeborder @HaggisBT @HWicket @FloraGangsta @BTHenryHH1

@HWicket @HaggisBT Haggis, you are worrying a lot of the #BTPosse with this trips to the vet. Just get better and let us all relax please.

#BTPosse We still dun kno why he gottid so sickadog. More tests! But luk at da wee man!! @HaggisBT keep dems pawsies crossed pals 💖

@HWicket @HaggisBT Oh no @HWicket what on earth is @HaggisBT doing to everyone. I hope the vets sort him out this time. Best wishes to all of you.

#BTPosse @HaggisBT has been readmitted to the vet in pain again. He was really quiet last night but shaking again and clearly in pain. Please can you sendnhim healing wishes pals. We are all 💔