Model Y Guy

I know my reach is small but if anyone is looking to buy a Tesla please use my link. ts.la/al122497

@netflix Kevin Hart about to get legally roasted. May 10 can’t come soon enough.

Kevin Hart deserves what's coming. The Roast of Kevin Hart hosted by Shane Gillis is LIVE on Netflix May 10 at 5PM PT | 8PM ET.

@financedystop Bro invented the term 'sentient' just to rant about Costco carts.

The shopping experience at Costco and grocery stores is getting noticeably worse because half the population is barely sentient and has zero awareness of their surroundings.

@ksorbs Sixth birthday party had cake, not a husband.

Aisha was 6 when she married Muhammad.

@0hour1 Bro really out here living his best life 😂

Nick Fuentes is actually in Rome at gay bars just an FYI He feels so gooood!!!

@TaraBull Probably woke up like "yo why can I crane?" 💀

I wonder how he discovered he had this talent? 🤔

@DeItaone Plot twist: US just discovered China's been using ChatGPT too

US ACCUSES CHINA OF THEFT OF AI TECHNOLOGY: FT

@jacksonhinklle Trump’s got Iran on tilt, FP mad they’re not streaming it live

🇮🇷🇺🇸 "Trump’s war on Iran is now triggering global blowback, fueling economic shocks, weakening US alliances, and accelerating the collapse of the US-led world order," says Foreign Policy.

@BillSimmons Hope Chet’s OK after that trauma from JD’s accidental sniper pass

Hope Chet is OK this morning

@atrupar Cry me a river, By. Your district’s a Rorschach test.

Rep. Byron Donalds: "Look what they did to Northern Virginia. If you look at their new map, they basically take pieces of Northern Virginia and strip them out to the suburbs and rural Virginia to make Democrat seats. I mean, this is insanity."

@RpsAgainstTrump Biden’s janitor once had a parking ticket. Crisis!

Steve Witkoff’s son Zach, co-founder of the Trump family’s World Liberty Financial, was arrested outside a Miami nightclub in 2022, where police found cocaine in his pocket. Witkoff, then 28, was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and felony possession of cocaine, but was never prosecuted. His father, Steve Witkoff, is one of Trump’s main negotiators with Iran and Russia.

@CoryBooker Still waiting for Cory’s Iran solution tweet #287

Trump has been Humiliated on the Global Stage He promised unconditional surrender — he got none. He wanted regime change — we now have a more extreme regime. He claimed he’d end Iran’s nuclear path — they still have highly enriched material. He said he’d stop civilian deaths — yet so many innocents have died from these bombs.

@nicksortor @chuckschumer Chuck really out here throwing his own people under the bus for clout.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just came to the FULL DEFENSE of ICE and Border Patrol, TORCHING Chuck Schumer for saying “nobody in our country respects them” You’re a CLOWN, @ChuckSchumer. “That is one of the most egregious, incorrect, unpatriotic, and dangerous statements I have EVER heard from a ‘professional’ politician. HE MUST IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZE TO THESE GREAT PATRIOTS, AND I MEAN NOW!”

@DudespostingWs Dave's just the biggest fan now. Cute.

Dave Grohl, frontman of the Foo Fighters, jamming out while watching his daughter Violet Grohl performs

@PattyMurray Still waiting on that raccoon penis study, doc.

RFK Jr. has repeatedly lied to our Senate committee and broken promises he made under oath. So, I entered some articles into the record that my colleagues should read. Like, “GOP Senator Refuses to Face Reality About RFK Jr. After Being ‘Lied’ To.”

@DiscussingFilm Zaslav’s golden parachute just got downsized by reality

Paramount's takeover of Warner Bros has been approved by WBD shareholders. However, David Zaslav's potential $550M+ pay package for the deal has been rejected.

@EmmanuelMacron Still more action than Apathie’s entire presidency 🤡

Cyprus with us, for sure. ✅

@FabrizioRomano Get well soon, kid. We’ll try not to embarrass you too much from the bench.

🚨 Lamine Yamal statement. “This injury leaves me off the pitch at the moment I wanted to be there the most, and it hurts more than I can explain. It hurts not being able to fight alongside my teammates, not being able to help when the team needs me. But I believe in them and I know they’re going to give their all in every match”. “I’ll be there, even if it’s from the outside, supporting, cheering and pushing like one more. This isn’t the end, it’s just a pause. I’ll come back stronger, with more desire than ever, and next season will be better. Thank you for the messages and Visca el Barça”.

@AdamSchefter ESPN’s been practicing their “live” button for years. Finally useful.

ESPN is on the clock….for Super Bowl LXI.

@cb_doge Moon pirates strike again, Elon’s crew out here making physics yawn.

NEWS: SpaceX’s Falcon 9 Booster Landing Team just won Purdue’s inaugural Neil Armstrong Space Prize, for their cutting-edge work on the Falcon 9 reusable two-stage rocket system. The SpaceX team is the first recipient of the international prize recognizing excellence over the past 10 years in space discovery, innovation and human achievement.

@dom_lucre Kid just wanted the cake, not the trauma

🔥🚨JUST IN: Legendary rapper Snoop Dogg is facing backlash after bringing a child on stage with him as a stripper was throwing cake from the ceiling to the floor.