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BossThreads 🍑🤡
@MrBossThreads
started as a parody news site on Facebook don’t know what the fuck I am now https://t.co/foyZlcfYBP pronouns are Y’All/All y’all
انضم Temmuz 2020
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Sometimes I’ll watch a movie from the 80’s and just think, wow they really showed titties, like all the time for no reason.
We used to be a proper country.
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One subtle way socialization has declined: people don’t ask strangers simple questions anymore. Directions, recommendations, your phone replaced those interactions.
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yeah I guess you could say I'm pretty into brand new, just-released 2026 music
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watching the NYNEX "How to Use Your Cell Phone" VHS tape to figure out why my iMessage stopped syncing with my Macbook Air
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@Novel_Novelty @LifeofTabor I’ve given out a lot of nicknames, but none (to my knowledge) that resulted in legal paperwork. Either going to make, or ruin someone’s day at the Social Security Dept
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@MrBossThreads @LifeofTabor I have a cousin who was always called fudge because of these books. He's changing it legally to it because he has not once gone by his actual name.
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streaming options are so grim that I'm actually considering reading a CHAPTER BOOK
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@LifeofTabor @kevinlieber !BLAM!
WTF?
I just cured your cancer
WHAT?
I. CURED. YOUR. CANCER!
WHAT?
Get the deafness curing cartoon cymbals STAT!
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You'd think that we or Israel would've stolen it by now.
Back On This App and It’s Still Hell@wickdchiq
Cuba has a lung cancer vaccine that is inaccessible due to U.S. embargoes. It was developed in the 1990s and still can’t be shared with the rest of the world
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The women I see at the grocery store are largely obese and unshowered.
Lee@AccordingToLee
There’s a conversation happening on TikTok where the girls are finally talking about how a lot of men aren’t actually attractive. Like you go to the grocery store and see a ton of stunning women, but men? You will remember how many months back you last saw a hot man.
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Back in my day, we knew how to pee.
Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform”@MrDanielBuck
New Survey: 50% of kindergarten teachers report their students are having more difficulty using bathroom on their own? Look, schools cannot function if parents don't do even the basic minimum in teaching their own children to toilet independently What a disheartening survey
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@LifeofTabor Unless you were the kid in 2nd grade who got dragged unpantsed out of the bathroom by the teacher.
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