Captain Disillusion

NEW VIDEO! youtube.com/watch?v=xDLxFG…

Help, the intern won't shut up about clapperboards patreon.com/posts/intern-r…

@Jason_Starnes Oh dang, sorry

@CDisillusion Thank you for the list of people to follow. Except "Spaniard Studios" VSauce, I think.

Hey everyone, this is Intern Alan. I had to wait 'till the Captain logged back on here & left the screen unattended in a boomer way, to finally share the results of @OpenSauceLive my quest. They are as follows.......🧵

Ok, the Captain will probably forget his password again so idk when, if ever, I'll be able to get back on, but just wanted to share for posterity. There are some bonus pics on a diff website. Oh crap, he's waddling back in! Gotta go--

✅ Successfully recreated the classic photo with @donttrythis 👑

@Fl_Maxler Thanks. The next time you forget someone existed and then you see them, just.. like.. maybe try to keep that interesting factoid to yourself. Because it's a bit rude to say. No one really wants to hear that from a friend or a stranger (which you are to me).

@CDisillusion Ngl i forgot you existed welcome back

new paradigm

Marty! You’ve gotta come back with me!

Relax everyone, those AI-looking synthetic non-consensual re-renderings of some of the biggest creators' videos by YouTube are not GEN-AI. They are MACHINE SCHOOL BOY LITTLE BABY LEARN AND GROW INNOCENT BABY LEARNING.

AITA Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending Story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I notice she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell “that’s cheating!” She goes “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?

My autograph is a collectible, but the intern’s actually devalues the items. This way an equilibrium of retail price is maintained.

Intern Alan seems to love his and says “thank you” (whatever that means)