Muhammad Mutesasira

@demi_farm muhammadmutesasira6@gmail.com

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@namedchange @matovium I got occupied with other things today but I will say something next time

@matovium @MuhammadMutesa8 bakoo kyoyogelaaaa 😂

@denis_mugisa @URAuganda @PyeparFaisal Income tax is charged from the consumer.

@URAuganda @PyeparFaisal VAT Withholding tax Income tax. All goes to a consumer at the end of the day. Who pays 30% of PAYE at his/her work place. @URAuganda simplify this for me, If I have a gross salary 1M, how much money do I pay to govt at both direct and indirect taxes?

Eid Mubarak @PyeparFaisal Kano katukakube muluganda. Tewatuyise ku kimere but issokay! Kati bwiino wuuno. 1. EFRIS simusolo wabula system (enkola) eyambako URA okweetegeleza omusolo ogwa Value Added Tax oba muyite VAT. 2. VAT asasulwa ggwe nange ne bakasitoma abalala abagula ku muzeeyi wo emaali. Kyova olaba nti bwetugula, Muzeeyi wo atujjako eza VAT ela zibaako bulunji wali ku e-Receipt oba alisiita. 3. Muzeeyi wo alabika ye ali kwalaali naye abasuubuzi abamu olumala okujjako VAT kubaguzi ate mukifo kyokumwanjulayo mu URA, amuyisaawo buyisa. Olwonno VAT wabendi naabulira mu magoba. 4. EFRIS sisitiimu yaleetebbwa okukakasa nti VAT ono taddamu kubulila mu magoba. 5. Withholding tax ate no ye naasasulwa abo abatuusizaako Muzeeyi wo ebyaamaguzi oba obuweereza (ba supplier ba Daddy). Ela newano katukitwaale nti Daddy ali kwalaali era nga withholding tax oyo olumala okumujja ku ssente zaasasula ba supplier amwanjula eli URA. Bwaaba nga bali abalala abamwawula nebatamwanjula kiba kikakata URA okuyingilawo ebanje withholding tax oyo. 6. Omusolo ogwenkalakalira Muzeeyi gwaasasula era nga guva mu businesses ye direct gwe gwa income tax. Nga guno okugutuukako Muzeeyi ayawula ssente zaasasanyiza ngatambuza business (costs) ku ssente eziyingidde mu business (sales). Omusolo gwa income tax gujjibwa ku magoba ela wegatali Omuntu Aba tasuubilwa kusasula musolo. Wabula Muzeeyi asigala alina obuvunaanizibwa bwookutegeeza URA embeera ya business bwetambudde mu mwaaka nga akola ennyanjula. Wuliliza Akaama Kano - Omuntu atalya VAT wabendi tatya EFRIS. #FFeBanno

@TrentahRaihanah Pikaso please take a screenshot of this

Muvubuka, omukazi/omuwala gwotalina mumaka go nga mukyala wo, tomuwa nga ssente zotuuyanidde. Tali kusiima ate era talimatira era ojja kwejjusa. Okujako nga omuwa nga kateeyamba.

@DeeSandy20 Why haven't I followed you all this time? I'm doing it now

Many girls miss out on good men because they’re trying to be the best feminists they can be. I’m a feminist as well. Just not a radical one. I stop where God intended it to stop for us. We don’t have to be like men. We can never be like men ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@matovium Nga siriiko

In a bid to fight homosexuality, Here's a list of my single bros and some of their qualities that you might wish your sister's man had. A thread.

@MirindiMichael @NBSportUg @OfficialFUFA Come along with using VAR😂

@MuhammadMutesa8 @NBSportUg @OfficialFUFA To have VAR here with these referees we have.

We have a discussion about introducing VAR in our Ugandan league. We want to be the number nation to have VAR in Africa.-Ronnie Kalema @OfficialFUFA ExCom member #NBSportThisMorning | #NBSportUpdates

@MirindiMichael @NBSportUg @OfficialFUFA VAR is too expensive in terms of man power, technology, finances, training and maintenance. With the issues we have in Ugandan football, that's not one of them at the moment. Paying the 5 officials we currently need to officiate a match in Uganda is hard how about the 5 more that

@KimeraStuart @MuhammadMutesa8

Manchester United fans worldwide, drop your handles let’s follow ourselves. ❤️❤️❤️

@TrentahRaihanah @drkasenene You are welcome Hanah Ameen

@TrentahRaihanah @drkasenene Thanks Hanah for these words. These are things we need to get back to as society and also instil them to our kids. May Allah bless you

We are at WAR! I was invited to speak to students on sexual health. The discussion ended up being mostly about homosexuality and LGBTQI.. Many say they are being paid to join. Their questions and comments show a worrying situation. Here are just some of the many.👇🏾

@JorvanCarrotic Guy just sunyi kirabika

Did he study from the womb 😳🤔

@CalvinNaps @BwogiMusa Hahaha 😂

@BwogiMusa Before the rematch he needs to be jailed like for weeks haha guy fell in installments within 2 minutes

Can we please ask him again if he real wants a rematch 😹😂😂🇺🇬🥊

@RugayampunziA @KakwenzaRukira @KagutaMuseveni I hear freedom of worship 🤣🤣🤣 what a joke!

@KakwenzaRukira @KagutaMuseveni 1. Building a very strong and ideologically oriented army 2. Women emancipation 3. Freedom of worship 4. Increased infrastructure development especially roads 5. Higher regional positioning 6. Stability and maintenance of power 7. Successful intervention in Somalia ...

Dear Ugandans, in this Jan-worry, kindly list down 5 achievements of @KagutaMuseveni since 1986 and win 5m cash. 😄😄

@k_koparas_S @matias_frei Mr Argentina is just from winning the Copa America recently with almost the same squad

@matias_frei What Argentina won in the past has nothing to do with what im saying. A bunch of young players and Messi managed to keep going without having to rely on super stars

Cristiano Ronaldo's biggest mistake is making everyone believe Portugal are a football giant like Brazil, Argentina, France and Germany This country belongs in the same category as Hungary, Switzerland, Wales and Norway

@BradleyCarl256 Sometimes we forget obimanyi

@BradleyCarl256 ATM atleast but these card payment machines are a blast when you swipe or insert your card and there's not enough money on it. It's kuswala at it's peak yet sometimes you have already used the services or they have parked the goods for you to take.

That moment when the ATM declines your card and you start looking like a thief 😩😂

@nostradam2208 @PirateMulwana It also has health issues as well

@PirateMulwana I'd love it if they got him a better phone and headsets. Holding a 4ne on your ear for 45 mins is so tiring.

This Ugandan sports commentator Yusuf Baliluno DESERVES all the recognition and rewards in the world ❤️