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Take 30 seconds and put down your phone. Talk to God. Close your eyes. Ask Him to direct your steps.

If Jesus's Resurrection Were a Hoax Prolly my favorite sketch we ever did at @TheBabylonBee

If you weren’t here for the power outage home opener don’t bother showing up in October

We know as a matter of history that Jesus rose from the grave on April 5, 33 AD. Tomorrow, April 5, 2026 we celebrate Easter Sunday, resurrection day! Join us for worship at @LakesFreeChurch at 7:30, 8:45, 10:00, & 11:15. Livestream available at 10:00.

@PaulCharchian @Twins @MLB @budweiserusa Budweiser Good Sport program?

@PaulCharchian Do they still have that free souvenir soda for a sober driver program? Would be wise to implement again alongside this to promote safe trips

Both things can be true: 1. Cheap beer is great, and I'm glad it's an option. 2. This means the Twins *always* could have offered $2 beer, but didn't, until they had to.

Classy play

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

@brgridiron Helmet size looks cartoonish

Kenny Pickett is on to his 5th team in 5 years 😱

@GovTimWalz I thought gates open at 1pm

I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.

@TwinsAlmanac Max Keplar

Interesting: After wearing out his welcome in Japan, Trevor Bauer has signed with the independent Long Island Ducks. Of course former Twin Lew Ford famously played for the Ducks until age 47. Worth noting that Bauer's 2025 Hiroshima teammate Anthony Kay is currently in the majors with the Chicago White Sox.

Satan in Eden: “Take and eat.” Jesus at Last Supper: “Take and eat.” — @LigonDuncan 🔥

Me knowing the Raiders are being led by Jesus HC Klint Kubiak- Christian QB Fernando Mendoza- Christian QB Kurt Cousins- Christian RB Ashton Jeanty- Christian WR Jalen Nailor- Christian TE Brock Bowers- Christian Edge Maxx Crosby- Christian LB Nakobe Dean- Christian + much more

It’s time @johnbcrist x.com/johnbcrist/sta…

@BleacherReport @jaybusbee @johnbcrist time for the new church plant 🌱🪴

Fernando & Kirk in LV is gonna be a movie 🍿😂 (h/t @jaybusbee)

@SleeperNFL B1G Seminary

Give a nickname for this QB room:

@Twins Ok, I’ll be there for the hat

Tell your boss we said it’s fine twins.com/openingday

The Autumn Wind…

Yes, but maybe not only in the way this person was intending…

Ok ok ok get this. Now my favorite AFC team signed him. Vikings 34 Raiders 27

Kirk is a stallion and gives his team the best chance of winning.