@CacheThatCheque Yoooo this actually happened at my elementary school lmfao
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Gazam
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Gazam
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the world is a better place, having had you in it 👑
Paradise انضم Mart 2018
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Forgot about #5
-There's also banging your coworkers while at work
tokyoreporter.com/japan-news/kob…
CTC@CacheThatCheque
"They work so much. How do Japanese people cheat?" I used to wonder about this but I've learned from my time here it's actually quite easy if one were to pursue it. 1."Something came up at work" will never get challenged in Japan. Duck out at work early and then go bang your side chick or stop at the fuzoku. 2. "I'm going to Hokkaido etc. on a business trip." Fly to Tokyo etc. to see your side piece and then one can buy omiyage from every prefecture in Japan at the Tokyo airport. 3. "Tanshin funin" get posted alone in another city/country away from your family and get a side piece. Spouse that stays at home can also do the same. 4. Apps for married people to hook up
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You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?
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I wonder why Lee Kuan Yew felt he could totally ignore polling lmao
Hvygens@Hvygens
Lee Kuan Yew: "I ignore polling as a method of government. I think that shows a certain weakness of mind. An inability to chart a course. Whichever way the wind blows, whichever way the media encourages the people to go, you follow. You're not a leader."
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They’re calling it the greatest tweet of all time
KK@kenki_kids
手コキ店で20代前半のオキニとイチャイチャしてシコシコしてもらった後は行きつけの寿司屋へ。最高です。
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@spongefacts_RL If you do a destination wedding you should be liable to cover all travel expenses idc
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Shoutout to all the very nice people who do destination weddings. Really looking forward to spending like $4000 for this upcoming wedding. Not at all regretting that I RVSPd lol
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why do mfs have a pig being electrocuted gif on standby
Eren@erenfromtargets
pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”
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@kenki_kids I didn’t know nippon had 手コキ店 they’re really living in the future
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@tugN_wouldya If you can afford it def take the easy semester, you’ll be working for the rest of your life. That’s such a long time
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I’m on track to graduate a semester early. Do i do that or take a few semesters with less credits and have an extra semester with my boys
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@CacheThatCheque Tbh same idgaf what I do as long as it pays good, I’d be a bookie at a preschool
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“…in a question about dream jobs, the most common answer among Japanese respondents at 22.5 percent was "nothing in particular," greatly surpassing teenagers in other countries.”
Japan is so cooked, but at least its stocks are all incredible bargains
japantoday.com/category/natio…
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“Worst thing I’ve ever seen” and it’s literally just people hanging out you’re actually a chud bro
王@relieffleeting
This is literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen… and I’m Asian
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