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I kind of screwed myself by only tweeting jokes so I like to keep normal thoughts separate. That’s what this account is for. Welcome
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@spongefacts_RL
I tweet dumb shit on @spongefacts_alt and even dumber shit on @spongbob_facts. This is my personal account
Somewhere in the USA Katılım Mart 2020
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I’m very torn but I think I’d have to go smart kid haha
Gotta be like a top 0.02% athlete to go pro while anyone who’s smart has a decent chance to become a millionaire
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Would you rather your kid be really stupid or extremely unathletic? Let’s say dumb kid is good enough athlete to get a D1 scholarship and smart kid is smart enough to get a full ride somewhere as well
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@808_Yinzer I don’t agree with either tbh. Buying designer clothes is for sure stupid if you can’t afford it (kind of goes with paying interest on ccs) but some people are just rich and care about status. Music festivals aren’t really my thing but I get why some people love em
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@spongefacts_RL Gotta add in buying designer clothes and going to music festivals. I will never understand the appeal of either.
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Things I think are really really stupid that many people do:
-new year’s resolutions
-temporary diets to lose weight
-paying interest on credit cards because of nonessential purchases
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@NotGazam 100% or at least be ok with a high percentage of people not able to make it. This couple is doing neither lol
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@spongefacts_RL If you do a destination wedding you should be liable to cover all travel expenses idc
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Shoutout to all the very nice people who do destination weddings. Really looking forward to spending like $4000 for this upcoming wedding. Not at all regretting that I RVSPd lol
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Many others are worse I just feel like they’re not overrated lol just what was at the top of my head
Left Miami/scottsdale/Nashville off because I feel like people know what they are: fun to party but not to live long term
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Overrated cities in no order:
Denver: good ski but weird other than that
Austin: a reason most people don’t stay more than 1-2 years
Chicago: only one I really like. Just not GCITW as they say cuz of weather
Charlotte: never been but airport is atrocious. Overrated by default
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Back in my day the commenters on Twitter used to be real people
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Everyone knows at least one guy from college who has become a LinkedIn poster. I get second hand embarrassment for them lol
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Huge lines at RSW today. Took me over 5 minutes to get through security
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Update: yes I made my flight and even had time to check a bag!
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With all the talk about long security lines I decided to show up to the airport early today: got here 8 minutes before boarding started
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People don’t need to workout like a lunatic like me.. the thing is nobody walks anywhere and our food is full of dog shit. If you ever travel you’ll notice not everywhere is like this lol
I don’t think GLP-1s are necessarily all bad it’s just crazy
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There are so many fatties in the US that GLP-1s are a $20 billion industry (in the US alone). As someone who eats decent and exercises I just find that so insane
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As someone who flies a lot, the majority of airport news you hear about is a complete nothing burger
JP@EVillageVillain
Bunch of yellow journalism going on with this TSA shit man
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People who have me in their insta close friends fall into 3 categories:
1. Some of my best friends, they’ll be at my wedding one day. I deserve to be in there
2. Acquaintances, nice of em to include me
3. Who tf are these people? Literally never met them or maybe met once lol
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I know I’m a little early but I really hope we get another white boy summer this year. It’s been a few years
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I’m 5’10”, without shoes, and I say I’m 5’10”. Many girls think I’m 6 foot because I guess they’ve been lied to so many times lol
amber@dumbamber
men lie about their height so much i used to think that men and women had different height measurements, like shoe sizes
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Maybe his goal when he bought twitter was to get everyone to stop using the app altogether lol
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Hey @elonmusk please fix this. This is me every night when I open the app in light mode
draftkings owes me $8@spongefacts_RL
Seems like they’re going out of their way to make me use this app less lol Now for Twitter to be on dark mode my entire phone needs to be set on dark mode which is not how I have it normally. Really annoying
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