@Subyloo21 the noise the wind would make blowing against the cardboard would disturb the fans we already have sitting in silence.
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Michael Appleton
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Michael Appleton
@Notmickyapple
Im here! Hard bastard, bisexual, & all out fucking lunatic. Not Nicole Appleton, Not Michael Atherton, Not Michael Appleton. Parody of the #BRFC manager.
Lancashire انضم Ekim 2012
26 يتبع718 المتابعون
#BestFootballChants at David James after conceding 3 in 20:
You're shit but your hairs quite nice
You're shit but your hairs quite nice
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#BestFootballChants
Hands up put your hands up show us your six Burnley fingers your six Burnley fingers
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I then threw a pair of comedy specs on there & a Burnley fan I kidnapped. Feel like I've truly captured the spirit of the fans #BRFC
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Bound several chickens in Indian & Malaysian flags & burnt them at the Walker monument screaming "ah come on Robbie how stupid is that"#BRFC
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@ScholesyPaul @football_greats @furious_fergie @luis16saurez as I have irrational hatred of scousers I prefer this
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Michael Appleton أُعيد تغريده
Fuck Blackburn! Do they even think about the broken hearted people trying to parody their managers. They're fucking with peoples lives here!
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Fact about #BRFC: By the year 2025 you will be no more than six feet away from a former Blackburn Rovers Manager. Synonymous truth.
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I told her it was too early to kill off Voldemort, I tried in vein for Harry Potter and the inbred hymen slayer but she had none of it
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Just spent 3 hours crying down the phone trying to get JK Rowling to write a new Harry Potter book, cunts having none of it.
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Sadness here on the faces of those closest to Michael Owen at Stoke City and throughout his career.
#MICHAELOWEN
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Michael Owen has announced he is to retire at the end of the season, Liverpool are planning a bid of £45million for him. #LFC #MICHAELOWEN
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#AskDowning do you ever have aspirations of playing for a big club? #LFC
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Michael Appleton أُعيد تغريده
Did you know that from the day of birth every person from Burnley is in the eyes of the law guilty of oxygen theft
#factsaboutdingles
#BRFC
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Statistically one in three people from Burnley are in fact as equally thick as the other two
#BRFC
#BFC
#Factsaboutdingles
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Did you know statistically the sales figures of standard five fingered gloves in Burnley are the lowest in Europe
#Factsaboutdingles
#BRFC
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Did you know Burnley has been voted the most attractive area in which to start a holocaust?
#Factsaboutdingles
#BRFC
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Did you know that officially in 196 countries Burnley is recognised as the "arsehole of the world"
#BRFC
#factsaboutdingles
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