Justin
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Justin
@OptiplexPrime
Husband, IT Professional, Major Geek & Amateur Radio novice. Mastodon: https://t.co/BCRgsswpor
United States انضم Kasım 2016
646 يتبع390 المتابعون

@satyanadella @Rizkipr06560562 Would probably help if you worked out Word reliability issues first. x.com/optiplexprime/…
Justin@OptiplexPrime
First major AI crash out today at work. Copilot tried to recommended a ⭐️icon in a Word doc. Employee said sure, and copilot proceeded to try to populate 40 pages of image stars into this already 60K word document. It took 90GB ram to open and fix.
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@hypercorei9 @Fat_Electrician Hahaha. I have one of my great grandmas raisins.
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@Rach_the_Rivetr @BraveCorner37 @TheUnderTiny You are not the Mormon of Plops for no reason. We are all "special"
GIF
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When a woman stands up to bear her testimony and goes into detail about all the struggles her husband was having with his scrotum
• his scrotum was swollen
• his scrotum was red
• his scrotum was tender
• he want to the doctor to have his scrotum looked at
• he got a blessing so his scrotum would be healed
• then miraculously, his scrotum got better
Then the husband stands up and says:
“I only have one word to say:
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STERNUM!”

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@OptiplexPrime @TheUnderTiny @Rach_the_Rivetr It feels like you played yourself a little on this one
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@OptiplexPrime @TheUnderTiny You don't know, maybe I have another friend who horrifically injured himself at church yesterday. I was vague.
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@TheUnderTiny @Rach_the_Rivetr Being soundman, and ladder, and falling off ladder, and doing the splits on a rung as you fall is not a fun time. Hi Rachel. Thanks for sharing my horrors with the internet.
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@talledcombs I bought this: to not take this out in the muck. Guess which one fought me and wouldn’t chamber for 20 minutes after first light? Yeah.


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@EODHappyCaptain BLT, but use thick cut bacon, and at a layer of pastrami.
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@SandyofCthulhu In a fight. There is no such thing as fair. So I’m going to stack the odds in my favor to win. God forbid there is a fight.
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@EODHappyCaptain My dad took me to breakfast on my 18th. Then to the post office to sign up for selective service.
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@BuckWilde_ Take a blend of both of these and suddenly you get @EversForgeworks
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@DocStrangelove2 I’m banned from hoppes from my first time cleaning guns in my 1 bedroom apartment.
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@EODHappyCaptain @Ami_Marisol If I had power sir, promote to 4 star general, chairman of joint chiefs. We need Mustangs in command.
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