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Things that should not be capitalized on in a true, just society: Healthcare News Criminality Education Natural resources Any Maslovian basic needs (Food, water, shelter, heating/cooling) This is why the majority of our problems can be traced back to the misuse of capitalism.

@TheTweetOfGod “You’ll just feel a tiny prick…”

Now he's telling the country what he used to tell teenage girls.

@TheTweetOfGod @lovingsgirl Does this mean we have to get punched in the head while sucking his dick…?

@vxylily Squash, tennis, soccer, croquet, billiards, bowling….

This is hard

@horrormuseum Please tell me this is satire….

This is one of the funniest and most disgusting stories we have ever heard in our entire lives!

MAGA HEADS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE 🤯 🚨 A new Cato study found immigrants reduced US deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994. Not increased. Reduced. Even undocumented immigrants were estimated to have reduced deficits by at least $1.7 trillion. The very people Republicans keep villainizing are working, paying taxes, and helping keep the economy afloat while billionaires and corporations dodge taxes with loopholes their lobbyists wrote themselves.

@NotHoodlum Jfc, just fucking implode already.

I checked his math, and it’s accurate. There are 250,000 Americans over the age of 124 collecting workers’ compensation. *Source: his brainworm. 🥴

@AssalRad @lovingsgirl “Annexing the Sudetenland”…

Words that describe what Israel is doing in Lebanon: -Ethnic cleansing -Occupying -Indiscriminate bombing -Killing civilians -Targeting medics -Deliberately destroying -Illegal Words media uses: -Orders evacuation -Asks to leave -Warns -Declares -Against Hezbollah -Combat zone

The difference between CLASS and TRASH!

@LongTimeHistory “Hobbit”….? 🤔

MAGA man repeatedly calls Black woman N-word—over gas station parking dispute. Man uses the N-word (hard R) in phrases like: "I have a [N-word] out of control!" "We got a loud [N-word]" "You're a fat hobbit [N-word]" Woman yells back, "You wouldn't say that if I was a man... you're gonna lose your job after I make you famous on Facebook!" The woman filming allegedly pulled into the parking spot "aggressively." Car that the MAGA couple were driving was a black Chevrolet Equinox with New York plates.

Absolutely insane levels of corruption happening right before your eyes.

@CraigDay195291 @BHart2112 @Suzierizzo1 “Hey, everyone is horrible” is the hill you’d like to die on? Please: be my guest. But hurry it up, will you? Some of us have things to do.

@BHart2112 @Suzierizzo1 I hate to tell you this pal, but everybody’s racist. Including you

This MAGA lunatic was threatening this woman after he said she almost hit him,but she just went around him since he wasn’t going the speed limit & she has a dash cam.He was aggressive & in her face threatening to knock her brains out calling her a Biden supporter & bent his tag.

@CraigDay195291 @Suzierizzo1 Okay @NameAndManyNumbers…. Your “opinion” has been noted.

@Suzierizzo1 These are fakes set up by people looking for clicks. MAGA doesn’t act like this. Nice try

@Suzierizzo1 He’s ONLY SIXTY TWO????

@EastEndJoe @Duddiesmum Sounds pretty drunk too…

Anyone in FL recognize this piece of shit?

@DonaldJTrumpJr just gonna leave this here… no reason.

@Acyn If he has another stroke, what will his politics become?

Fetterman: I think the reflecting pool and the ballroom are entirely appropriate. America is turning 50 years old. Why would we want to make sure everything looking great. We need a ballroom.

Trump just got exposed for running the biggest insider trading operation in American history. Nancy Pelosi traded $5 million in stocks and Congress lost its mind. Trump literally executed $750 MILLION worth of stock trades in ONE quarter while being President. His ethics filing just dropped and the numbers are genuinely unprecedented in history: Between January and March 2026, Donald Trump personally executed 3,700 individual stock transactions worth between $220 million and $750 million. That's roughly 60 trades PER DAY. While signing executive orders, meeting foreign leaders, and making policy decisions that directly impact the companies he's buying and selling. Now here's where it gets really insane: On February 10, Trump bought between $1 million and $5 million worth of Dell stock. Three months later, on May 8, he stood at a Mother's Day event at the White House, thanked Michael Dell by name, and told Americans to "go out and buy a Dell." Dell stock surged 14.6% that day to an all-time high of $263.99. Since Trump's February purchase, Dell is up 96%. And 5 months BEFORE Trump bought Dell stock, Michael and Susan Dell donated $6.25 billion to Trump Accounts, one of the largest philanthropic commitments to a sitting president's signature program in modern history. So the timeline goes: Dell donates $6.25 billion to Trump's program -> Trump buys Dell stock ->Trump tells America to buy Dell from the White House podium -> Stock hits all-time high And that's just ONE stock... The same filing shows Trump bought Nvidia stock on February 10. One week later, Nvidia announced a massive chip deal with Meta. He bought more Nvidia stock one week BEFORE his own Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to Saudi Arabia. He bought Intel stock starting in March 2026. The US government already owned a 9.9% stake in Intel worth over $41 billion. On April 30, Trump posted on Truth Social praising Intel, writing that "Intel Stock continues to rise." Intel jumped 3% in after-hours and is now up 140% year-to-date. He bought Palantir stock while his administration was actively handing them billion-dollar government contracts for immigration enforcement and defense. He bought Robinhood stock while his own Trump Accounts program uses Robinhood as the broker. He's currently sitting on over 100% profit on AMD, Intel, Bloom Energy, Marvell Technology, and at least 10 other positions. Every single president since Lyndon B. Johnson has used a blind trust to avoid exactly this situation. But Trump didn't. His assets sit in a trust controlled by his own children, and the filings show a broker acted as agent on several trades. The White House says the portfolio is "independently managed." But here's what independently managed looks like: Buy Dell stock. Three months later, publicly endorse Dell from the White House. Stock hits all-time high. Buy Nvidia stock. One week later, your own government approves their chip sales. Stock rips. Buy Intel stock. Post about Intel on Truth Social. Stock jumps. The government you run already owns a 10% stake. Buy Palantir. Hand them contracts. Buy Robinhood. Route a federal program through their platform. Nancy Pelosi got absolutely destroyed for her husband's stock trades. Her husband's total disclosed trades in his most controversial year were worth roughly $5 million. Trump just disclosed up to $750 MILLION in a single quarter. While making the actual policy decisions that move these stocks. This isn't a left or right issue. We're talking about the President of the United States averaging 60 stock trades per day in companies his own administration regulates, contracts with, and publicly endorses. What do you think?

@PoliceThePolic1 Law enforcement attracts brutes, bullies, and sadists.

Moonraker… Ah, 1979.. when the very idea of a xenophobic eugenicist billionaire with his own private space program planning to replace humanity with his own master race was safely in the realm of science fiction…