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@McGregorRousey2 *10 years ago

“You're the smartest UFC fan I’ve ever met and you're too stupid to see that the UFC peaked 3 years ago”

“Aliens r demons y’know.” Great. But my neighborhood looks like Mumbai, I can’t afford shit, and we’re in another Israeli war.

@iky_fwjett They eventually divorced when I was 18 and Dad got all the blame from my sisters. Now Mom, Dad, and older sister are all dead. Should I tell my little sister the truth?

@iky_fwjett I found a letter in my parents' dresser drawer from my mom to my dad, apologizing for cheating on him. I was 13. Never told anyone.

i caught my mom cheating on my dad when i was a teenager. she told me if i told my dad he would leave her, and us (me and my siblings) and it would be all my fault. so i never said anything. as an adult, i realize it wouldn't have been my fault, and while my dad may have left HER he wouldn't have left me. my dad died a few years ago and i still regret not telling him. i don't talk to my mom anymore.

@Rich_Cooper Women shouldn't go to college

Unpopular, but true opinions on women... -Women shouldn't vote -Fathers should decide who their daughters date -Women shouldn't be cops or firefighters -Women should prioritize motherhood over careers -Women shouldn't be in politics -Women are bad drivers What else?

@leo_sterone @Rich_Cooper THIS

@Rich_Cooper Women are happiest when they’re treated like children.

@Tim_Denning He's still cringe

> Be David Goggins > 51 years old > Looks 25 > Beaten with belts by his dad as a kid > Becomes 300 lbs > Spraying cockroaches as a job > Severe learning disability and stutter > Decides to become a Navy SEAL > Loses 106 lbs in 3 months just to qualify > Fails BUD/S twice. Broken legs. Stress fractures. > Gets in 3rd time. Becomes the only member of US Armed Forces to complete SEAL training, Army Ranger School, and Air Force Tactical Air Controller training > Runs 100 miles in 19 hours with zero training to raise money for charity > Breaks his feet and kidneys during the race > Keeps running anyway > Breaks the World Record for pull-ups (4,030 in 17 hrs) > Finds out he has a hole in his heart the size of a poker chip > Operates at 100% capacity while technically "broken" > Spends his summers as a wildland smokejumper putting out forest fires > Releases a book that sells millions without a major publisher > Lives by the "40% Rule"—when your mind says you're done, you're only 40% there And Goggins is still the hardest motherf*cker on the planet who refuses to be comfortable. Goggins is badass.

@praying_medic1 Two moar weeks patriots

I want every penny back that the IRS and the FEDERAL RESERVE stole from me MY ENTIRE WORKING LIFE and ALL my property taxes too. EVERY FUCKING PENNY.

@The_SecretShow It's a ripoff of a far superior movie in Point Break

Fast & Furious was the gayest movie ever for different reasons. A bunch of fatherless losers rob freight trucks in Honda civics? The asian guy was the true protagonist. And now Paul Walker is dead because of it. Running Scared was good though (the Billy Crystal one)

@datchuguyy Hot gorl

This is one of the best openings to a horror movie

@ClownWorld Absolute garbage workout too. Horrible squats with zero depth and wtf kind of punches are those? Lol

Sets up right in front of a walkway where people need to pass, then says everyone else has no self-awareness The irony is unreal

@datchuguyy It Follows really struck a chord for me because I had a recurring nightmare as a kid about a formless entity that would stalk and follow me and my parents and other adults who could help me were unable to perceive it. Terrifying

One of the most terrifying horror movies you’ll ever see

@kai_xbt They were in the club on Valentine's Day lol they weren't a real couple. She was open for business

Clavicular reveals he took a guy's girlfriend on Valentine's Day and says he did him a favor "She left him in the club. It was quite brutal as the guy was sitting there begging me like come on man don't be a dick it's Valentine's Day." "But at the end of the day that's me doing him a favor. Imagine you get married and this happens and you're getting sued for 50% of your assets. You want to know exactly where you're at with your relationship and sort of putting that to the test sometimes is really beneficial."

@BTCBreadMan Most fatties are lying to themselves and others about what they eat There's a stash of sugary snacks somewhere

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife is pretty, but she’s big. Like, really big. He’s being patient with her because she’s dieting and exercising, but she’s only lost a couple lbs in 6 months despite being in a “calorie deficit”. How do I explain to him that it’s impossible to stay fat on a calorie deficit, and that she’s obviously lying to him?

@OhDear_Friend This is the 947th time I've seen this exact same post asshole

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@oldstocky I'm 5 how did I get in to the bar

POV it’s 1996, you met this girl without having to use any dating apps, just simply talked to her, you’re allowed to smoke in the bar, your city hasn’t been flooded with immigrants yet, life is good

@girl15050102 Do squats, deads, bench, OHP and rows (all with barbell) and eat only whole foods That's it that's all you need to do

If you’re not trying to be shredded but want to tone up do you lift as heavy as possible and only do 8 lifts or do you follow the 2x10 situation. Asking for me

@Geekdaddy75 Oh no that would be so tragic if you hadn't seen those movies

If I were a racist little c*nt like Boyega, I never would have seen Boyz n the Hood, Coming to America, Menace II Society, Poetic Justice, Friday, Lean on Me, New Jack City, or Black Panther. Let him rot in his tiny little racist box.

@shortmagsmle 💯

BJJ is interesting because it’s like “I have been engaging in hand-to-hand combat with this man twice a week for like a year. I do not remember his name. He is a better friend to me than 90% of my co-workers.”