Professor Do Right

@if_at_alll Was Jason Statham involved in this?

The Most Defenseless Creature in The Sea.

@David_J_Bond @NHSuk Dr. Hilary, pusher of the vaccine alongside piers Morgan; also insisted we wear a face mask when swimming in the sea... He suffered a heart attack over Christmas. Then appeared on breakfast TV and denied it. Said the paramedics were wrong. Faulty equipment or something.

I'm 74. On a daily basis, my wife (75) & I are receiving texts from our GP's surgery urging us to book a Covid-19 booster injection. Isn't this the very same injection that @NHSuk doctors & nurses are refusing to have in huge numbers?

@archivetvmus71 Now there was a man fully immersed in White Privilege. Got everything handed to him on a plate.

Remembering Fred Dibnah, born this day in 1938.

@theRealEnzoMac Maybe Polanski intends starting up a business hypnotising women into believing they can grow a penis. He's done this sort of business venture before.

Said by man who ironically has no penis 😂😂😂

@CrewkerneMan Yes. The poor old bugger is flogging himself to death. He's a harder working man than the mighty Fred Dibnah. We should give Charlie another fake medal. Make some room on his back though, as he's filled his chest up with snide badges and fake medals already.

When you consider the King’s illness, the long flight to the US, and the inevitable jet lag that comes with it, the fact he’s straight into action at 77 is genuinely impressive. Whatever your view of the monarchy, that’s pretty remarkable.

@VeryBrexitProbs Charlie is too stupid to understand what's going on. The man's a complete clown.

The Gentleman's Guide to Handling an Assassination Attempt: 🇺🇸 Don't belly-crawl across the floor. 🇬🇧 Do adjust your cuffs and carry on.

@ohhanxiety The only thing that Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson is better than anyone at, is Waffling and Bullshitting.

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer

@ohhanxiety Smurfs

Can you name one thing the Sweden gave to the world

@SarahWorkx Cat Stevens

Don't Google… name a famous CAT who isn’t Garfield

@lippyent Is it that bloke who played Superman, wearing a blonde wig? Christopher Reeves. He fell off his horse and broke his back

Who's that 👀? Hmm 🤔?¿

@itsdafanta AJ made a career out of avoiding Bomb Squad for six years. Following the brutal trilogy with Fury, AJ wants to now fight what's left of Wilder. And Fury. Because that trilogy took a lot out of both. Way too late for AJ v Fury. Years too late.

Anthony Joshua is going VIRAL after footage resurfaced of him getting into a HEATED argument with Tyson Fury 😳 Tyson: You big ugly a** dosser Joshua: Ugly? You look like a f*****g tomato you f*****g idiot

@insiderlauren "Queen consort" was the title agreed with the old girl before she pegged out. Once she paid Andy's Hush money, Charlie made his move on her and insisted Camilla be known as "Queen", as it's only fair because Andy had £13 million out of mummy. Emotional blackmail.

Respectfully, Angela — calling Diana “damaged” sounds less like truth and more like a narrative shaped by palace voices. She wasn’t the problem — she was a problem for the institution. I see a woman thrown to the wolves by the establishment, whose empathy and vulnerability are still being twisted against her decades later. This is the woman who put AIDS patients on the front pages — not with distance, but with humanity. When others wore gloves, she held hands. While the machine polished its image through approved narratives and safe charity work, Diana stepped outside it — and stood with people, not protocol. Camilla’s acceptance didn’t happen overnight. It was carefully managed, strategically rebuilt. Diana, meanwhile, was hounded, undermined, and fed to a press cycle that often crossed the line into cruelty. There are too many to list. Despite all of it, nothing broke her connection with the public. She wasn’t “damaged.” She was dangerous — to a system that couldn’t control her. And that’s exactly why she mattered. Described by the late great George Michael as the "greatest ambassador for compassion and humanity in modern times".

@jayroo69 The post mortem revealed he had tennis elbow and a repetitive wrist injury.

So the limit is 55 times...got it ✍️✍️✍️

@Neccccy They're well on their way to normalising Bestiality.🐑🐏

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@atensnut Did you know the shithouse masquerading as the king of England spent the night before his wedding to Diana in bed with a married woman. Her name is Camilla.

I couldn’t care less about “Islam loving” King Charles coming to America. Haven’t had any respect for him since the 90’s and his treatment of Diana. Diana on her divorce from Charles: “There were 3 of us in this marriage and it was a bit crowded.” Her reference to Camilla.

@Jesii_ca_M Is it the park toilets in Bradford, West Yorkshire?

Guess the country.

@carlosgvizcaino @ringostarrmusic Old Ringo doesn't have that receding hairline today. He must be using a hair restorer tonic from Poundland

#OTD 27 April 1981, Ringo Starr married Barbara Bach. The McCartneys were among the guests, as were George and Olivia Harrison. Other guests included Neil Aspinall, Derek Taylor, Harry Nilsson, and Starr’s mother and stepfather Elsie and Harry. @ringostarrmusic

@volcaholic1 His rival on TV was Professor David Bellamy. When Bellamy described the climate change as "Poppycock", he was cancelled. Attenborough came out as the spokesman for the WEF, the driving force behind climate change. His career went into overdrive. Unlike Professor Bellamy.

Sir David Attenborough turns 100 next week. "Please make no mistake. Climate change is the biggest threat to security that modern humans have ever faced."

@Alexandr4Denman Does she mean "take her on, as in a fight? She's asking for a kick in the balls, if she's after a fight.

I don’t know any women that act like this do you?🤣 This bloke is asking for someone to take him on?? 👀👀 stop the world please i want to get off!🤣

@rustydaggerdick @BropeJim @jeremyb___ Yes. A baby that he had purchased. Like many weird celebs purchase children as though they're visiting a supermarket

@ProfDoRight @BropeJim @jeremyb___ that was his own child

he also hired people to act as regular shoppers around him so it felt real, do you know how famous you had to be to do that