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@VeryBrexitProbs

🇬🇧🤝🇪🇺 Mocking far-right madness since 2016. Facts, satire, sarcasm and political piss-taking guaranteed.

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Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
Fact: Queen Elizabeth II served more time in the military than four generations of the Trump family combined.
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Britain has barred entry to foreign nationals for political conduct for nearly a century. A short history, for anyone screaming "free speech" today. 1934: Oswald Mosley's Italian fascist funders refused entry. 1968: Stokely Carmichael barred (Wilson government). 1986: Louis Farrakhan barred (Thatcher). 1989: Ayatollah Khalkhali barred. 2009: Geert Wilders barred (Brown). 2009: Michael Savage barred (Smith). 2013: Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer barred (May). 2014: Martin Sellner barred. 2024: Andrew Tate barred from re-entry. Free speech in the UK has never meant a free ticket to the UK to vomit hate. It never has anywhere. The US bars hundreds a year on the same grounds. That's nearly a century of settled law, somehow baffling to people who can't spell "sovereignty" but have it in their bio.
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

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A man in Clacton has just been refused a £40 cost-of-living top-up because he didn't bring three forms of ID. A man in Westminster has just been given £5,000,000 because he campaigned for Brexit really hard. One of these men is the other one's MP.
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Ben Leo@Benleo·
Starmer: “We’re in a fight for the soul of this country, and the Unite the Kingdom march is a stark reminder of exactly what we are up against. Its organisers are peddling hatred and division.” It’s literally called ‘Unite the Kingdom’ The PM thinks you’re STUPID.
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The Tommy Robinson Supporter's Guide to Patriotism. Send money you don't have to a man you've never met. March through town on eight cans of Stella. Chant something. Piss somewhere historic. Do the salute. Clarify in the comments that this doesn't mean what it looks like. Call everyone who disagrees a paedophile-enabler. Post memes where the flag is somehow upside down. Find out the world's richest man bankrolls Tiny's legal defence and Gulf money funds the rest. Decide this is fine. He's fighting the globalists. The globalists are funding him, but they're patriots, the lot of them. Like every pic of him on his sun lounger in Benidorm. Or getting out of a Bentley off his nut. Or grinning outside a courthouse. Repeat until Britain is "saved" or Tommy gets a bigger Bentley. One of these will happen first. verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/the…
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HOPE not hate
HOPE not hate@hopenothate·
🚨Stephen Lennon is marching in London again this weekend. He likes to insist he isn’t racist, repeating it again and again, but the evidence tells a very different story. 👇
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.
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Very Brexit Problems@VeryBrexitProbs·
The far right is not a movement. It is a touring circuit. The same faces, five languages, one set list. Economy class flights between Budapest and Nashville. There is a name for what this actually is and it is not grassroots. verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/far…
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Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪
We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨
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St. Wilding Gyres@wilding_gyres·
This is the most artfully constructed and well-planned humiliation I have ever seen.
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Jim Cognito@JimCognito2016·
He bought a house in Clacton. No, actually, his girlfriend bought it. I barely even knew him. No, actually, I knew him very well. The money was for my security. No, actually it was a gift for Brexit. Literally nothing Farage says is true.
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Farrukh
Farrukh@implausibleblog·
Gent with a collar, "Brexit has been a disaster since the vote and the impact of it has been catastrophic" "It led to the downfall of the Conservatives it completely tore them apart" "Michael Gove says the Conservatives are more united than ever, that's because anyone who disagrees just goes to Reform UK which is full of failed Tories" *Danny Kruger, a failed Tory now in Reform UK shrugs* Gent with a collar, "And I don't know how anyone can vote for Reform given how much of a disaster Brexit has been, and Farage is the architect of Brexit" "And if Farage was in government, it would be a disaster as well" *Massive applause*
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Farrukh@implausibleblog·
Gent in cyan gets a huge applause after pointing out That Reform UK are a party of millionaires "All you're interested in are rich people, not the working man" *Danny Kruger sits there with a smug look on his face, as Nigel Farage said he got a £5 million gift from a foreign based crypto billionaire*
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