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This woman is a teacher. She is amplifying a far-right, white supremacist account.

@danny_robins I used to be able to wake myself up at anytime l wanted. Lost the knack when I eventually got an alarm clock.

Weird moment this morning - I was woken from a dream where I was counting down, and at the precise moment I reached "Zero", my alarm went off in real life. Can any experts tell me what is going on here? Did my dream somehow magically coordinate with my alarm clock? Or am I somehow misremembering this in the seconds after I wake?

Ah come on this is a bit on the nose

@LeeAndersonMP_ Creepy cunt.

My pleasure ladies

My name is Reek.

@aravosis Well, he has couches to fuck.

Anybody else notice that JD Vance is missing?

@mamahannahx I'm three weeks in at the moment. It's fucking hard, but you can do it.

Snakes on a plane.

I think he shot give serious thought to going and fuck himself.

@SoozUK Fucking hell. This cunt will be in government next year.

@LeeAndersonMP_ I've just looked out the window and the country is still there. The fuck are you on about?

I want my country back. This is what I mean 👇

Now the #Poppy outrage season is over

@THEJamesWhale This performative shit is exactly why I stopped wearing a poppy.

I can’t get over the amount of people on the Bbc not wearing poppies as if to say the sacrifices our four bears made are not still recognisable they should be ashamed of themselves.

@billieporter_ Down.

Genuine question here but what looks better when I have my knicker straps up or down on my hips? 1 is knickers up 2 is down I think I put them up as I’m used to trying to hide my rolls but maybe it looks weird now… thoughts? I don’t mind complete honesty I prefer it 💟

@JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Fuck you, you bald cunt.

Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in leading and uniting the America we all love.

Yeah, so cool that the underdog kid who was born a millionaire and his sponsor, the richest human being alive aren't damn "elites".

Imagine if you ran a branch of Greggs but you got fired for being corrupt. So one day you got everyone to storm Greggs and smash it up, and your only punishment is Greggs asking you back to run a Greggs again. That’s basically America.

Bloody hell, America.

David Walliams does NOT write any children’s books by the way .. he funds the publishing and they’re written by a ghostwriter, this was revealed years ago #ThisMorning