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Full article here: Melania reassures Donald that plenty of guys can’t get their tower up chaser.com.au/general-news/m…

This as the president wasn't able to erect his tower in the Gold Coast

Sydney, we are coming to you on Sunday the 24th with The Chaser Report Live and Arty. A podcast recording + an art exhibit all for $20! Tickets and info here: events.humanitix.com/the-chaser-rep…

Budget 2026: Labor announces 100% increase in backbenchers saying 'hear hear'

Full article here: Landlord warns he will raise rent if policies change, as opposed to his current plan to raise rent for no reason chaser.com.au/general-news/l…

"If anything changes, I will be forced to raise it by the exact amount I already will be" he said to the media.

Scientists identify new hazard: existing. Full story below👇

Full article here: Adelaide Airport installs literal hoops to jump through in order to use wheelchair pickup chaser.com.au/general-news/a…

"The flames make it easier to spot the hoops disabled people need to jump through"

Full article here: Pauline says she represents ‘everyday Aussies’ who are career politicians getting gifted a fucking plane from a billionaire chaser.com.au/national/pauli…

"Thanks Gina for helping me pull myself up by my bootstraps instead of always needing to borrow your jet. Something many people can relate to."

Full article here: PM urges voters to be ‘realistic’ with demands, “increasing tax on our party donors isn’t feasible” chaser.com.au/national/pm-ur…

“It’s always a sad day when I have to remind people of gas lobby talking points,” said the PM

Full article here: Albanese tells child to hand over wheelchair so it can be melted down for weapons parts chaser.com.au/national/alban…

“Sometimes people need to make the tough choices,” said the man too scared to properly tax gas companies

Full article here: Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one chaser.com.au/business/apple…

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement

From the archive but always relevant:

“When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment.”