The Chaser

Full story here: History teacher in crisis after realising that learning history clearly does fuck all to stop us repeating it chaser.com.au/general-news/h…

"My entire life is a lie" she said after scrolling the news.

Full article here: RBA tells working class people to stop wasting money on ‘luxuries’ like food, shelter and transport chaser.com.au/general-news/r…

"We all need to make sacrifices, that's what I told the help" said the RBA boss

The searches seem to be coming from areas with lots of politicians and journalists.

"All day I've heard people talking about the wonders of an angle and wanting to analyse it."

Study finds parental love peaks once children lose consciousness. Full story below👇

Full article here: Littleproud resigns after realising he would have to have meetings with Angus Taylor chaser.com.au/national/littl…

"I'm buggered. Can't we just tell Angus I'm sick or dead or something?" Littleproud asked staffers

Freedom continues to arrive at high velocity. Full story below!👇

Full article here: Jackie O realises Kyle’s an arsehole 20 years after everyone else chaser.com.au/entertainment/…

"Oh, that's why Melbourne hated us."

Full article here: Chris Minns announces state funeral for Kyle and Jackie O Show chaser.com.au/entertainment/…

“We will all mourn the tragic loss of the show that was Sydney, so much so that Melbournians refused to listen.”

Full article here: Albanese offers Sandilands support, “Sorry to hear that Jackie O is being difficult” chaser.com.au/general-news/a…

Following backlash, Albanese claims he meant that Jackie O had a ‘difficult life’ having worked with Kyle

"At the end of the day, we're all just people." said Karl

Full article here: chaser.com.au/national/shock…

The report was leaked after initially being withheld from publication when Dutton suggested it could result in a defamation suit, in a move that probably could have been added to the report.