Righteous Christian Trading Cards

*SPECIAL CELEBRITY CARD* We had to rush this one when we learned of Teddles having gotten himself ordained as an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist preacher.

In this most Righteous of seasons, we must of course commemorate the most Righteous one of all, who will presumably be coming back soon as someone very famous. The Messiah always comes back as someone famous.

@wcbuecker @laurenboebert You'd have an easier time teaching Shakespeare to a cobra than you'll ever have trying to educate this piece of HS dropout commode fleck.

@laurenboebert Why did the jobs have to be recovered in the first place Lauren? Could it be because someone lied and downplayed the seriousness of a deadly virus?

72% of jobs created since 2021 are jobs recovered since the COVID lockdowns. When Joe Biden brags about his jobs record, just realize most of them are because his party shut down the country and ruined these jobs in the first place.

@laurenboebert @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick Joe Biden has been working. Unlike you, he doesn't have the time to vape in public spaces and feel his dates up in front of children. Take your constipation grimace and unending stupidity to whatever honky-tonk hasn't banned you and #stfu.

@atensnut @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick 😂😂😂 Pretending like a has-been Karen prune like you could convince anyone to do anything but run screaming has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Sheila Jackson Lee who was endorsed by Crooked Hillary lost the Houston Mayor’s race to John Whitmire ….. AND IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE 😆🤣

@MarshallFarts5 @DabneyRL @1stRuleHoles @Theon_Orbis @Old_Top_Kick But they done lurnt in JESUS Homeskool that they done winned but the fancy larnin books have it all wrong.

@co_rapunzel4 Indeed. My personal favorites are the Great Lakes sunsets. My soul aches from my separation.

Another gorgeous Virginia sunset.

@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick How's that Trump flop sweat tasting. If Trump is NOT imprisoned, the US will burn. To the ground. And you'll be persona non grata in huge sections of what it was. Like where you're living now.

‘I had so much fun’: @MegynKelly shares behind the scenes pictures and stories from the GOP primary debate megynkelly.com/2023/12/07/i-h…

@MarshallFarts5 @NickAdamsinUSA @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis 😂😂😂

Dua Lipa is single, but I’m not interested. The singer has been quoted as saying, “Transphobia is the neighbor of misogyny.” No woke women for me. I’ll pass on dating Dua Lipa.

@SpeakerJohnson You own every failure. You want it to continue to be as bad as you can make it, because you don't have shit for any remote idea of actual governance. Resume polishing Trump's mushroom, you ineffectual eunuch.

Let’s be clear about why this border crisis is happening. Biden caused it. Democrats shouldn’t need another record-breaking statistic to understand this crisis requires swift and transformative action. We must secure our border and protect our homeland.

@MarshallFarts5 @scrowder @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis The poor boy seems to be getting angrier, doesn't he? I do hope they watch him closely at any nearby schools.

Here's a dedicated Righteous Christian who went the distance to eliminate heresy. "Forget her", he said Righteously, "let her go to Hell."

@MarshallFarts5 @scrowder @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis What he doesn't know about is either sex or gainful employment. What a waste.

@MarshallFarts5 @elonmusk @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis Mommy's STILL wiping his ass. Way beyond pathetic. secretlifeofmom.com/elon-musks-mom…

Wisdom >> Wealth

@MarshallFarts5 @Timcast @1stRuleHoles @Old_Top_Kick @Theon_Orbis Yeah. That's about what I figure.

sup

@charliekirk11 @MarshallFarts5 @Old_Top_Kick Outside of your Klavern, that's what the people wanted. You're as good at this as you are at seducing women, diaper boy.

This is what the Democrat Dictator did on Day 1.

@co_rapunzel4 I think it's too late, for real. I just hope the country I wind up in is a better deal than this one turned out to be.

The Republican speaker of the house is actively obstructing an investigation and covering for domestic terrorists. This is next level gaslighting and we can’t stand for it. #NeverVoteRepublican #TrumpForPrison2024

@co_rapunzel4 That became clear in the 1970s.

I always knew Republicans wanted to gut Social Security and Medicare, that they would continue giving tax cuts to the wealthy, and ignore climate change, but I was naïve for being unaware that they were so hungry for power they would overthrow the constitution and our democracy.