Twilly

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Twilly

@RVG_sieve

Just yanking your chain. What do I know im just an idiot on the internet

612 wharf avenue انضم Eylül 2015

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Twilly أُعيد تغريده

Literally Me 🎄@NordickChad·6h

“As soon as you enter Paradise, 72 virgins will be waiting for you. When you are done with one virgin, the next ones will be ready for you. The virgins won’t be jealous of each other.”

Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf

Islamic imam in Germany: “As soon as you enter Paradise, 72 virgins will be waiting for you. When you are done with one virgin, the next ones will be ready for you. The virgins won’t be jealous of each other.” Why is the Islamic heaven all about sex?

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@renzocarbonara I thought it said On not Or

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Renzo@renzocarbonara·2h

Artificial Intelligence or the Yellow Pages? You can only keep one, think carefully.

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Jean-François Gariépy 🧬@JFGariepy·2h

It is time we admit women were never built by nature to be non-pregnant, and start diagnosing the condition as a medical disorder in need of an immediate fix. Systemic pregnancy could easily replace 80% of current psych meds and would lend much better results.

Jini Jane@jinijane_

Multiple men I know have educated, smart, depressed oldest sisters living with their parents progressively becoming more and more abusive towards their parents and crippled from being at home all the time

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slowform@slowform333·1d

@GavMcCracken Actually it’s just proof Elon is the first private citizen to run a scam to the level of fuckery as the US government

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@Berge9531Brian yes

🇨🇦E Berger@Berge9531Brian·1d

Should I get another donair

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GIF

U.S. Soccer Men's National Team@USMNT

CP in LA.

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Twilly@RVG_sieve·1d

@Berge9531Brian saw it in a store; maybe another day ill get some; good review

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🇨🇦E Berger@Berge9531Brian·1d

But it's actually pretty tasty

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🇨🇦E Berger@Berge9531Brian·1d

This ain't bad at all

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@novicebrad @_mattgreen @BENBALLER what if they are volcels?

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Brad@novicebrad·1d

@RVG_sieve @_mattgreen @BENBALLER Prob not random incels on twitter.

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BEN BALLER™@BENBALLER·1d

For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?

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@DoozerDiffuser @klara_sjo @MateriaMundi oh nvm ita different. I was thinking of some nsfw genre stuff instead.. nvm 😅

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🜛∞@DoozerDiffuser·1d

@RVG_sieve @klara_sjo @MateriaMundi Guy, stay away from Lycanthropy, ok? Look, I know its cool to be a wolf once a month, sure, but consider your eternal soul! God needs 20% of your income, disciple.

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Klara@klara_sjo·2d

Adam fucking Smasher

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@novicebrad @_mattgreen @BENBALLER Whose opinions should we listen to on this then?

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Brad@novicebrad·1d

@RVG_sieve @_mattgreen @BENBALLER Same dude had to say this about sinners. I don’t think we should listen to the opinions of random dorks on Twitter x.com/foolofd/status…

"D." Fool@FoolOfD

This was notably the case this year with Sinners. It could have had something interesting to say, but not even an hour in, it turns into an Obamacore zombie horde arcade shooter.

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@DoozerDiffuser @klara_sjo @MateriaMundi its kinda hot

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🜛∞@DoozerDiffuser·1d

@klara_sjo @MateriaMundi Re-Birthing? What the- you know what? Nevermind. I didnt see that. Thats not real. LALALALALA

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Twilly@RVG_sieve·1d

Always open. So i can wattch it get flushed while having this face

bunny 🔫🐇@masochistmartyr

do you flush your toilet with the seat open or closed?

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@Ken67547214 @ChoochSkookum thank you; i am trying to brush up on my JAV knowledge in case I go back to Japan ; so i can make small talk with locals

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Ken 無 (non-official taco bell affiliate)@Ken67547214·1d

@RVG_sieve @ChoochSkookum Great job

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chooch skookum@ChoochSkookum·1d

What is the best boobie size

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@_mattgreen @BENBALLER Ive heard mixed reviews x.com/i/status/20651…

"D." Fool@FoolOfD

Licorice Pizza (2021) was one of the worst films I've ever seen and 50% of that was due to this actress.

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Matt Green@_mattgreen·1d

@BENBALLER she is good in

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Twilly@RVG_sieve·1d

@ChoochSkookum all natural btw

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Twilly@RVG_sieve·1d

@ChoochSkookum P cup

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@Samhain948689 Somethings in this world, cannot be bought with all the money in the world (inb4 you spend gold hiring raid teams to loot farm you each binding half)

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Not Samantha A@Samhain948689·1d

i learned this from world of warcraft. that the best things cannot actually be bought with gold. it can only help to a certain extent and it is necessary for some things. but in the end the journey is more important than the end or the start. and what it means will eventually be

critter@BecomingCritter

it's crazy to think that so many aspects of life are no better if you're a billionaire You have the same shows, same movies, same smart phones, same laptops, same kirkland toilet paper

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Twilly@RVG_sieve·1d

@Foiblaet This seems plausible; Depends if you were born colorblind or got it later probably; probably similar to how congenitaly blind people dont develop schizophrenia

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