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@waitrose Ere, went into your Bath store and wanted to highlight you have a jam thief. We decided to be cheeky and get a pack of Jam Donuts after the gym (it was a tough day) but to our horror, all but one was jamless. I guess we should thank you for saving our calories...

@seetickets @glastonbury Do you want to remove all the colours from the webpage for the queue? Has to be the most boring experience waiting to move off 2 bars, may as well make the page bland too.

All tickets for @Glastonbury Festival 2025 are now SOLD OUT. Confirmation emails are going out now. Thank you to everyone who bought tickets in the resales, and sorry to those who missed out.

@seetickets @glastonbury Such a boring queue system now.

The resale for @Glastonbury Festival is now underway at Glastonbury.seetickets.com for those who are registered.

@AncientIslesUni @barbossa5038 @SeaOfThieves Yes

Better late than never. We have sent our student @barbossa5038 to Port Merrick, to follow up on the rumours of our first flipped card. More exciting, it has revealed the meaning of an old unknown rune featured in the Reaper's Bones - it's "Order". #SeaOfThieves @SeaOfThieves

@SShatterface @TheGlastoThingy @emilyeavis Still trying for a ticket though won't you

@TheGlastoThingy To increase by nearly 100 quid in the space of 3 years is nothing short of a disgrace. @emilyeavis talks about not wanting to look like they are exploiting it for money but between these ridiculous prices and the overcrowding, that is all I see

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@glastonbury What about those who don't buy the tickets after 24 hours from the resale?

The tickets in this morning’s resale have now all been sold. Thank you to everyone who bought one, and sorry to those who missed out.