Matrim Cauthon

OOC: it’s important to support artists. I’ve commissioned through two artists this far for this account. Both are very different art styles but they are pieces I love. Cartoon style by @whatevrfloatsur and Cinematic style by @sandrarosesmith #TwitterOfTime

@WoolHeaded Maybe he’s doing a satire?

Boy is this guy gonna be upset when he finds out they couldn’t find a real Ogier to play Loial

@MatsPips @TheGeekyHippie @Kfon101 @BirgitteSBow @TheWheelOfTime @tylinstoy @lordmatcauthon @DovieAndiSeTova @MatrimCauthon19 @MatCauthon9 @Gen_MatCauthon Yep, this is definitely my horse, Pips.

@lordmatcauthon @MatsPips @TheGeekyHippie @Kfon101 @BirgitteSBow @TheWheelOfTime @tylinstoy @DovieAndiSeTova @MatrimCauthon19 @MatCauthon9 @Gen_MatCauthon I’m no nobleman.

@MatsPips @TheGeekyHippie @Kfon101 @BirgitteSBow @TheWheelOfTime @tylinstoy @DovieAndiSeTova @MatrimCauthon19 @MatCauthon9 @RealMatCauthon @Gen_MatCauthon 💙 (not a boss)

@Fiaw1 @Yesisworld2 OP was simply making a comparison? Nobody in the world has ever suggested that Bezos must hand over his net worth. I don’t know where you got that from.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $205 billion dollars. Our government wants to spend 6 trillion in 2021. Bezos could hand over his entire net worth and that would only pay for 12 days worth of government spending. Raising taxes won’t even make a drop in the bucket.

@barstoolsports He said we should go to the gym with those 3 hours instead of making a little money. That’s it, I’m quitting my job and going to the gym because rich old white dude said.

This guy has a huge dump in his pants $GME $AMC $NOK #DOGE

@Gholam_WoT @TigraineMantear @badwottakes How’s that void thing going for you?

@RealMatCauthon @TigraineMantear @badwottakes

so which #TwitterofTime character accounts do you guys think are being run by Amazon operatives

@Gholam_WoT @TigraineMantear @badwottakes I break Gholems

@TigraineMantear @badwottakes I only break other characters. Into pieces. (OOC that’s not true of course I break character all the time it’s practically a “thing” for me.)

@HeroOfApollo @badwottakes Oops, wrong account

@HeroOfApollo @badwottakes Dear valued customer, thank for your interest in Amazon’s two day shipping. We will reach out to our shipping department and see what we can do about expediting to Two Rivers.

@lordmatcauthon @DefaultRand @naomirachel_ @TigraineMantear @DovieAndiSeTova @tylinstoy @Gen_MatCauthon @MatrimCauthon19 I am the real Mat Cauthon, believe me. I know gambling. I have the best gambling. Nobody gambles better than me, believe me.

@DefaultRand @naomirachel_ @TigraineMantear @DovieAndiSeTova @tylinstoy @RealMatCauthon @Gen_MatCauthon @MatrimCauthon19 send a pigeon to me@matcauthon.com and see who responds?

Oh, Light! My new hair came in at the wig shop today. It is beautiful! The dress shop will have my dress tomorrow. I can’t wait for everyone to see! #QueensOfTime #TwitterOfTime

@QueenMoraGays @Unchartedcreed1 @RawStory And if you’re not careful, the Women’s Circle will have you married off by sundown. #TwitterOfTime

@Unchartedcreed1 @RealMatCauthon @RawStory Oh, Light, no! We don’t get to wake up safe in our beds the next morning like you lot. Our celebration is geared more toward... um... fertility and new beginnings to celebrate spring. Young unmarried women dance around the Spring Pole. It’s a lovely time. #TwitterOfTime

REVEALED: Trump repeatedly interrupted briefings to ask bizarre questions about badgers ow.ly/sQ9U50ylqKO

@QueenMoraGays @RawStory Dav and I caught a big old badger, all grouchy at being pulled out of his den. We’re going to let it loose on the Green and watch the girls run. #TwitterOfTime

@RawStory Ask Matrim Cauthon. Those Two Rivers badgers are enough to send the Dark One himself running. #TwitterOfTime

@ryanthemaddev Pepperidge farms remembers

@Red5WritingBy @NerdywithDogs @WinespringInn @JoJoSedai @usrnamehsnoname @tailsonosliat8 @Gerbil_Horde @IdrisTheIfreet @stuckonarrakis @WoTUp5 @RobynHill @SkinnyInnkeeper @UNomesta @verin_mathwin @Weaver_of_Nets @MarinVere @SaintADW @Nakomi14 @GroovyBB2019 @lordmatcauthon @fel_herid @kaelalto @dbyshenk @BBGreenSedai @OfTaardad @TumbleweedTKW @DefaultRand @NAldiaya @KylaMJohnson @kiffinyjean @Dinstaardude @GTrakand @RhymesWithMtaal @StoneDawgGaul @ThatDarkfriend @Ubiquitine EOTW paragraph 40 #VoicesOfTime #TwitterOfTime #WoT

#VoicesOfTime Here goes nothing. As suggested by @Kramer_Reading, thus begins our attempt at a co-op reading of the #WheelOfTime. I will do my best to organize this. Please DM me if you would like to read a paragraph @kiffinyjean @KateReadingVO @weeklywheelnews #TwitterOfTime

New profile pic commissioned from @sandrarosesmith #TwitterOfTime #NewProfilePic

There are no words in the Old Tongue for hit, kick, strike, stab, throw, toss (tovya actually means roll). There was so much war and fighting, but no words to describe things that happen when fighting.

@JonnyMagus @RealMatCauthon #TwitterOfTime needs more drag queens, especially in these dark times

OOC: okay, I thought #TwitterOfTime needed some drag queens, and so @QueenMoraGays exists now. I won’t be abandoning this Cauthon account, but I do want to spend a little time RPing Andor’s favorite drag queen.