Agent Jay

@truckdriverpleb dont use ozempic, there are many other herbs/supplements that will help. Ozempic will ruin your body permanently and give you cancer. Berberine. Ashwagandha. Look into adaptogens.

I started taking Ozempic, aggressively dieting and began the process of getting my teeth fixed Im finally recovered from the massive surgeries Sadly I'll have this retarded looking smile until June but it will all be worth it in the end

@Helloimmorgan @MINHxDYNASTY I do not like sea bugs either

@MINHxDYNASTY I don’t like lobster at all

lobster is the most overrated “expensive” food in the world they were called cockroaches of the sea for a reason

NO CRIME NO TIME

@queenwartooth @smalltown_wife 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@smalltown_wife I used to think people were staring at me for spiritual reasons but it turned out I just reeked of weed

I had a roommate in college who CONSTANTLY thought everyone was staring at her (in a way like they were wowed by her) and that every man she encountered was checking her out. she wasn’t unattractive, just totally average looking. this phenomenon should be studied.

@Kalshi Fucked either way

BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans are now tied at 50% to win the Senate.

@ZOrtiz99 age and plastic

What happened to Demi Moore?!

Benjamin Netanyahu appears at a live press conference for the first time in several days.

Every minute of it.

@DrClownPhD eh

Holy sht! Only 45% of you guys are from the US!? I thought it was closer to 80%! Oh well, I LOVE YOU ALL 🫶

@LxngevityLab didnt he also have weird diets, fruit only etc. that were really hard on the pancreas?

Steve Jobs delayed cancer surgery for 9 months and tried every alternative treatment imaginable. None of it worked because he never fixed the one system every human depends on (read to stay safe):

@mapleblooded One of the many definitions of insanity

Canadians are less happy than ever and at the same time Mark Carney is insanely popular. What is wrong with this place?

@deezynutz69 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fucking normies

@dom_lucre that is a hermaphrodite

🔥🚨BREAKING: Scientists in India have discovered a rare non binary crab that is half male, half female. “Tranny crabby.”

Jojoba oil, cucumber seed oil, rose oil, turmeric oil, rosemary oil, tea tree oil, thc+cbd oil combined is an unbeatable elixir, Thursday plantation facial moisturizer and good ol oxy benzoyl peroxide used together was a game changer and I now have the facial skin of a model. Oh, you probably meant for other than your face. Gotcha. yeah, that would be too much

@Realitat1234 Eeekkkkk no thank you

It’s like lotion companies purposely make it impossible to use more than 2/3 of their bottles

@deezynutz69 @MeghansMole

@MeghansMole I like it . Lizards

What kind of official photo is this 🤪😝

@weeniestwee not necessary with yummy tummy and bummy

Sighs in petite girl with no boobs

@forallcurious Another cold virus

BREAKING🚨: Dangerous virus with no treatment or cure spreads rapidly across the U.S. new map reveals who is most at risk Human metapneumovirus (HMPV) is spreading across the U.S. there’s no specific cure, and wastewater data now confirms widespread transmission nationwide.

@ledobrands Nice work!

Not much leaf on this gal…

@deezynutz69 a lady of culture

Throat singing is my favourite genre of music