Red

He uses a hammer like Napleon Dynamite drinks Gatorade.

@FollywoodRocks Yeahhh..The Filthy Few from Myrtle Beach, SC wrote a song about her some years ago. reverbnation.com/thefilthyfew/s…

Darlington is the loudest place on the Planet. The Lady in Black | Too Tough to Tame 🏁🏎️💨

@Jaypotta Where the fuck is this streaming at???

(Clutches chest suddenly) Wife: “Holy shit are you okay?!?” Me: “Can't control my breathing, can't stay calm….Your body's hotter than a brothel in Guam. Put that loving on me, it goes off like a bomb, it's detonation.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.”

Where were these big ass mfs at whenever I liked the way koe kane smelled?

Well, I can check "pooping at Goodwill" off of my bucket list.

@Newsforce Fake news

WEED SHOWS NO PROVEN BENEFIT FOR ANXIETY, STUDY FINDS A large Australian review of 54 clinical trials found no reliable evidence that cannabis helps treat mental health conditions like anxiety, depression, or PTSD, despite widespread medical use for those issues. Experts, including researchers from Yale University, say the findings highlight a major gap between prescribing practices and scientific evidence, with some conditions lacking even a single completed clinical trial. Turns out the “miracle fix” might’ve skipped the part where it actually works. Source: NewsForce

Yeahhh, they somehow edged out Debby Boone in the polls—proof that even godawful cheeseball cowboy foreplay beats inspirational elevator. Good job, @poboypod. @johnjamingo just can't figure it out. 😂 Congrats, you magnificent bastards. 60% victory never looked so wrong!

@otokyo__ Rock Bottom.

Give him a rap name

@Strider5000 Youre the reason I couldn't get one?! 🤣

@Strider5000 The orange, black and white are sold out on the JBS site. I'd say maybe. But.. Ive got one otw myself. Sooo... maybe not.

Is this the rare one?

@MbarkCherguia "Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower."

Tell me? 😏

Thats A LOT of people spelling HOTDOG together. #IYKYK

Shaquille Oatmeal D'White Howard

Just remember this MAGA. Just remember this when your rapist, pedo, president dies.

Sonuva....BITCH!!!

cranking hog or hogly cranking

@CJfromHell @mikerainey82 Its a wedgie competition. Duh.

@mikerainey82 what... is it?

Can we please have this at Skankfest?

Lemon Pound Cake by Afoman.

@CJfromHell @lilsketch Good tweet

@lilsketch crack

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

Gavin Adcock makes music for dudes who Google age of consent laws in incognito mode.