CJ from Hell

God told me the meaning of life during one of his vicious hangovers. *reenactment*

@mantischerrypie @pskpspspss @_vandul

@CJfromHell @pskpspspss @_vandul SICK! cj u really are from hell

fun fact about me guys i collect vintage chuck e cheese items

@GENIC0N fug stawp im gunna culmmmb

By the time WW3 starts you'll be so deep in the Singularity you won't even notice

@pskpspspss @_vandul @mantischerrypie i've got holes, what's your friend's name?

@_vandul @mantischerrypie Does it have any holes? Asking for a friend

@_vandul @mantischerrypie wow! that's a smoking deal, my friend just got one like this for $12.5k if I wasn't so encumbered by doordash debt i'd buy and BUY QUICK

@mantischerrypie I can sell you this vintage animatronic for $5k

@stats_feed the bedding industry

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?

the mattress industry

@Polymarket so drug testing is bullshit then

JUST IN: The only world record broken at the Enhanced Games will reportedly not be recognized by official authorities.

@lmkifiwin they exposed the fallacy of drug testing

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES.. Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics. They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money. After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard: - 1 world record (not recognized by anyone) - Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg) - olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs - the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport. instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago. the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are. You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

@BasedTanner88 @ZASpookshow lol true i didn't think about the timing that does rule

@CJfromHell @ZASpookshow Or at least the bonfire. I hope they have Zac on to promote his gas special or just because he dunked on DL

DL Hughley seems shook up. Shook up was also the cause of death of the baby he had with a woman who he cheated on his wife with.

@DropSiteNews Trumpian tactic of making the argument as dumb as humanly possible to demoralize everyone involved

Former U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and longtime State Dept. official Victoria Nuland debate international relations scholars Stephen Walt and John Mearsheimer, co-authors of The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy, on whether “Iran is a monster.”

@HardcoreHistory @HISTORY @nutopiatv who asked for this?

Just a reminder to all that "World War II with Tom Hanks" premiers at 8pm tomorrow on @HISTORY with a 3-episode drop followed by 17 more episodes on a once a week release schedule. I am one of a great many contributors. I hope you'll check it out! #WorldWarIITomHanks @NutopiaTV

@updatecharts she looks sick

Billie Eilish divulgando seu novo perfume.

@normfinkelstein x.com/decampdave/sta…

The sinister plot behind the far-right's shift on Israel | Norman Finkelstein interview normanfinkelstein.com/the-sinister-p…

banger tweet

@BasedTanner88 @ZASpookshow word i'm sure skanks will cover it

@CJfromHell @ZASpookshow Nah I tried to find it but couldn’t find eventually, probably

@ShadowofEzra lol imagine trying to deliver that message next to that little mutant

Rep. Tim Burchett is demanding that Christians in America reject antisemitism, saying it goes against their faith since Jesus was Jewish. He says too many people are unfairly blaming Jewish communities, using the same kind of rhetoric Hitler used, and points out that Jews make up less than 2% of the population. “The Christian community better stand up.” “I’m sick of that crap.”

@samtripoli soon is too late

They soon won’t be able to walk the streets!

@AdamLehrerSP @spencerpratt @douglassmackey YOU'RE the one asserting the thesis, genius hence why it is a strawman and I would REALLY not go down that road to if I were you, you look like you're one accusation away from fleeing to israel

@CJfromHell @spencerpratt @douglassmackey It’s not a strawman, it’s the truth. When documents come out and disprove a thesis and then you take those documents and warp them into more evidence of your thesis, YOU ARE DOING THE DEFINITION OF A STRAWMAN you weird looking freak

Isn't it weird how the two comedians histrionically lashing out against me are both in the "Epstein files"? What are the odds?

@AdamLehrerSP @spencerpratt @douglassmackey this is a strawman epstein's networks' actions constitute multiple conspiracies including espionage, sex trafficking, money laundering et al... to write them off as conspiratorial whimsy based on your selective scope and framing of his crimes is an obvious fallacy

The epstein files disproved the conspiracy. The conspiracy was that Epstein was at the head of a vast child trafficking conspiracy and that he pimped child clients to countless famous and powerful people. The files showed that the only “children” trafficked were trafficked to Epstein himself and the only people complicit were he and Maxwell. That’s what they showed. You could learn this yourself by reading through them or, at least, having ai skim through it for you, as opposed to wetting your pants every time you hear “x famous person was named in the files.”