Neil Pritchard, Lord Hillside

@StephLorenzo Three reads to work out Self Tanner isn't a person. In my defence, I've had a pint

Self tanner STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN. Why have we not made advancements in this field of science?!?

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers "They dragged America into this war"? I'm done here mate, you grasp of geo-politics is so tenuous that I wouldn't trust you to point to Norris Green on a map.

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers It was started by Israel actually they dragged America into this war they were going to attack Iran meaning Iran would attack American bases and other countries in the middle east which has been happening.

Eid Mubarak to all of our supporters celebrating today. #TRFC

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers 1500 years at best, my less than well read friend. Even it was "thousands of years", feel free to consider the current war in the Gulf was started by Christians heavily representing Christianity - another foreign religion.

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers Maybe not like America but we do have a constitution nevertheless our laws were shaped around Christianity we've been a Christian country for thousands of years.

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers Clearly neither do you. We don't have a constitution in the UK. At least have a vague grasp of facts before you trot out egregious bollocks

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers No idea what you're going on about

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers Point me to the specific paragraph in this non-existant document, would you?

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers Christianity is embedded into our constitution.

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers Cool story. Do Christianity next

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers x.com/i/status/17869… London lad and it's spreading.

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers Yes, that's exactly the same as a football club tweeting about a celebration to some of its fans, yer fucking headcase

@RedVRover @TranmereRovers Woke lefties were killed in Iran by the ayotollah they showed similar hospitality once too.

Ta ta, dickhead

@RockerProg @TranmereRovers Fucking tit

@TranmereRovers Are you joking ? This is a Christian country. So, you also, kow tow to the Muslims. Disgraceful. You stupid people.

@KevinEFC1878 @TranmereRovers Yeah, it took the admin 30 seconds to be nice to someone. What woke lefties they are.

@TranmereRovers Not Tranmere as well.

@_pasttense_ @marcrileydj 😁

@RedVRover @marcrileydj No paper would be big enough. Peter carved it out on the side of a Hulme council block. (Sadly since demolished)

A brilliant and lovely man. Sad news! ❤️

Breaking: Last three weeks of UK SNL announced

@lesm71 He might well have done but I imagine trying to talk to this lot is like showing a dog a card trick

I dont want a man who speaks well, I want someone who throws stuff at them half time, tells them they are fucking disgraceful, fuck this confidence is down, get a fucking grip, professional footballers, dont make me laugh

@TranmereRovers Absolute dog of a player

💪 Enjoyment! #TRFC #SWA

@TranmereRovers Time to what?

👊 Time to work! Come on lads. #TRFC #SWA

The Americans are fucking at it again 😂

@lovejoyapod You'll be coming back then?

BREAKING NEWS: John Alford cause of death confirmed