Neil Pritchard, Lord Hillside

An absolute legend, with the wonderful @BumbleCricket just now. A splendid chap for listening to me waffle

@thegorn67 Oh tee hee

@RedVRover You up in Court first?

All a bit much for a game of cricket. This is the smartest I've been for years (yes, really). Even had to buy some trousers #LancsvWorcs

@PlushBuxom Mine is ok

Can anyone else look at their own likes page or is it just me that doesn’t have that option….

"Everything on 26 please"

Sadly this is common knowledge so those involved clearly have no shame about it. Imagine being on anyone's payroll for your soul but then make it a million times worse

@thegorn67 I think the question should be, "What is Wes Streeting?" and I have a lengthy, expletive-filled reply to that

@RedVRover Who's Wes Streeting?

If Labour thinks getting rid of Starmer will get the public onside then you'll definitely see unity across the country as people from all corners of politics say, Wes Fucking Streeting? Go on Labour, I fucking dare you. Rally behind weasel Streeting and make Labour unelectable

Seriously though, who is having meetings to discuss being unrelatable and out of touch and mentioning Wes Streeting as a solution? They of course know better than us as they are the ruling classes and we are the serfs who need to know our place

@AliFortescue I think they meant grift, not gift

🔺Excl: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5 million personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News. Reform spox: "The offer and process for purchase of this property commenced before the gift". Full story 👇 news.sky.com/story/nigel-fa…

@PEDN341 @mokinoban @PapacyCSC Out standing in their street, really

@mokinoban @PapacyCSC I’ve no idea who the scientists are. They’re clearly outstanding in their field though😀

Scientific evidence to prove how far a ball can travel with a hand ball.

A strong contender for the greatest photograph ever taken! Posted in celebration of the one and only Eric Morecambe, who was born on this day 100 years ago. Thanks for the sunshine and laughter Eric. #bringmesunshine #Eric100

youtu.be/BkRthP-A_ds?si… A new video for an old tune which seems to be more relevant today than when Steve released it nearly 20 years ago

As someone who doesn't give a toss about the Premier League, let alone the Scottish Premier, I've found myself screaming #Hearts on from a settee in Southport. C'mon the Jambos!

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@KTHopkins I've come to this cesspit of an account just to read this. Is typing through gritted teeth a thing?

@Danny_McMoomins Of all your greatest hits I didn't expect this one to hit so hard. Fancy not knowing his name is Peris

Lol @ ppl getting cross on here.

@TranmereRovers @EFL @jnorwood_10 This seems like a lifetime ago

You have to applaud the Labour Party for their astonishing "we know best" attitude in the face of all evidence. Dozens of MP's are concerned about recent performances and getting the public back onside whilst considering Wes Streeting as a leader.

Mass-market ‘news’ is not a sincere effort to communicate an accurate picture of the world, it is a bespoke product crafted solely to advance the values and beliefs of those who *own * it, and it always has been.