Assistant To The Regional Oracle
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Assistant To The Regional Oracle
@RightLeftoid
• Strangers are friends we haven't met yet •



You can hate on Wayne all you want, but he gave us one of the great redes.



Wait, so you're back? I wrote a whole thing lamenting your going away. What a cool guy Flesh is, and Twitter was the only way I got to interact with him... Oh, it would have been nice to have a chat about music, culture, world events, schizo conspiracy theories, unhinged contraptions But no, the commie freakazoids took him away from us. Alas. Felt like losing a friend. And now you're back?!? I'm getting fuckin' whiplash, here, dude.



A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses. ktvu.com/news/auto-glas…

Sen. Chuck Schumer warns the Save America Act will “remove 25 million people” from the voter rolls.






every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it: (1) the Spanish way (2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before (3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

@saintyoche The People's Landlord is to be differentiated from the Bourgeoise Landlord by the blah blah blah


Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord

BREAKING: Man arrested after toddler ended up in crocodile enclosure 'not fit for interview' and released news.sky.com/story/man-arre…

@joekent16jan19 IDF soldiers were killed today. The deal is over.

Translated from Japanese: Texas BBQ and Mexican tacos are glorious taste sensations unlike anything we have at home! Translated from Hebrew: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn.






