Adriana Porter Felt

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Adriana Porter Felt

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I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I build things at @googledeepmind. Principal Engineer. ex-@googlechrome. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷

Berkeley hills Katılım Mart 2012
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I am highly motivated to make lines on graphs go up. I weaponized this against myself by having Spark make me graphs of all my favorite exercises. once I had them in graphs I was so much more motivated to focus on them
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In San Francisco, there is an unspoken rule: When an unmarried High-Net-Worth Individual (HNWI) enters a neighborhood, they are in the market for a new partnership. They might not have it on their roadmap yet. They might not even know they are pitching. But the local ecosystem already views them as an acquired asset. Earlier today, my wife, Mrs. Bennet, came to me with some breaking market intel. "Have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?" I hadn't. I was too focused on my own internal deliverables. That was my first mistake: Ignoring grassroots networking.
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@amaldorai I have a skill in Spark, I just list out the sets and it adds it to my spreadsheet and regenerates the graphs
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you can tell ai didn't write this tweet because there's an artisanal, free range, grass-fed typo
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Dumitru Erhan@doomie·
This stupid blimp is giving me anxiety
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@doomie it's supposed to stay 500ft away I think and I'm having a hard time believing it is
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For the first time in years, I went to a mall. I loved it. You can actually try the clothes on BEFORE you buy them! The sales women are super helpful! There are snacks! Why did I ever switch to online retail? I'm going back to brick and mortar from now on
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@Eowyn_the_Fair @maiab maybe most white people? certainly not most humans overall! babies of Asian, Indian, African, and Indigenous descent are almost universally born with brown eyes
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Dernhelm@Eowyn_the_Fair·
@maiab @__apf__ Most people are born with blue eyes and then they change
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Maia Bittner@maiab·
I think my daughter’s eyes, which have always been slate blue, are turning brown :/
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@andruyeung Tropical brutalism is also big in Brazil, I love the aesthetic. I'm also a huge fan of the art deco you can find in CDMX, Montevideo, and other cities in LatAm that were wealthy in the 1920s
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Andrew Yeung@andruyeung·
What is this type of interior design called? I really like it. See it everywhere in Mexico City.
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malla@marikatff·
@__apf__ but there are barely any shops in sf…. where did you go
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Chris Bennett@Caesar_X·
@__apf__ I went to the Nordstrom in WC last week and the experience was WAY better than I expected. Lots of staff, merch was set up well. Even the mall itself had lots of foot traffic.
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@maiab brown eyes are utilitarian—people with blue eyes struggle more with sunlight (like glare on screens, or on a body of water). I think your daughter is lucky her eyes are darkening! my husband and father are/were both blue eyed and it seemed inconvenient compared to my v dark eyes
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Maia Bittner@maiab·
@__apf__ lol idk both Dave and I have Very Brown Eyes so it’s most confusing to me that we would have kids that ever didn’t have brown eyes? but I do think blue and green are prettier
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