Adriana Porter Felt

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Adriana Porter Felt

@__apf__

I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I build things at @googledeepmind. Principal Engineer. ex-@googlechrome. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷

Berkeley hills Katılım Mart 2012
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@mnolangray most of the tech workers who I know think highly of our immigrant colleagues. many of us who are American-born also have immigrant parents. IME there are very few tech workers in silicon valley who aren't pro-immigration
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Serafín Cito@Serafincito·
@kkrishnanand @__apf__ My guess is that it's that American thing where people call you by the name the kids call you in front of them. My mother in law does that in family gatherings.
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my son calls me Mom, I call my mom Mom, my husband calls me Mom, my husband calls his mom Mom, my mom calls me Mom, and in a family gathering names have lost all meaning
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@msaunby All of us except for my mom have phds and in some cases MD and PhD. therefore, no one ever uses titles at all ha
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Engineer@msaunby·
@__apf__ Probably much the same in any family where everyone has a PhD.
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Emma Steuer 🧚🤖
Emma Steuer 🧚🤖@emmysteuer·
I wish there was an initiative on X to prevent constant nasty mean comments. I’ve been a lot less active lately because the negativity is very heavy. People should be banned for repeated angry mean comments
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@EvePongsakorn @emmysteuer You are not a blonde American woman posting from Chicago. You are a young man living in Thailand. Why do you spend your time pretending to be someone else and writing cruel things to people? Do you get paid to do this or is it a weird hobby? I'm genuinely curious
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℮ᐯ℮@EvePongsakorn·
@emmysteuer People should be banned for hurting your feelings? Are you kidding me? LMAO. imagine being an “adult” saying this ….and being that fragile, sensitive and trigged. Holy shit. 😂 I hope you do not have kids. This is the sorriest, pathetic thing I have ever read.
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@ad0rnai I am aware of the concept but it isn't common in US restaurants unless you go to an explicitly French restaurant
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Lan@ad0rnai·
took my American friend out to a French lunch spot and she had never had steak tartare before is this a US thing???
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my husband just showed me our newest kitchen gadget, Half A Cutting Board. Half A Cutting Board is perfect for slicing cherry tomatoes AND we now have twice as many cutting boards after putting the cutting board in the dishwasher on high heat
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Drickton@kennygha·
@Tr3s0r @__apf__ You don't understand how posting a picture of a cutting board being chopped with the grain is nothing but a lady not knowing how stupid her husband is hahahahaha I love the masked retards thinking this is normal
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Jesse Schoberg@JesseSchoberg·
@__apf__ Your nice knife will stay sharper if you use a nice wood cutting board. Bamboo is inexpensive but very hard and dulls.
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@kennygha why would it be your fault? are you my dishwasher? if so hey what are you doing out of my kitchen, come back here
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Drickton@kennygha·
@__apf__ No my fault you are too retarded to use the cutting board correctly.... You must cut your steak with the grain also....
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Banana Nicole Smith
Banana Nicole Smith@notbrodyjenner·
@__apf__ Cherry tomato life hack: put like 8 in a little group under your flat palm, take a very sharp knife and slice them all in one swipe parallel to the cutting board. Spend the time you saved writing a LinkedIn article about what tomatoes have taught you about organic growth in MAU—
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I have never tried cottage cheese before because it sounds terrible. it's known for being healthy. it has irregular lumps in it. it's named "cottage cheese." and yesterday I discovered it's fucking delicious??? bro what
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@bernardbrotha what about this tweet makes you think that *I* put it in the dishwasher? I take no credit for the Half A Cutting Board invention
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@atomlib I see you are in Russia. Cottage cheese is not a super common food in the US. Yogurt, fresh cheese, and milk are consumed much more often
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