Elon Musk (parody acct)

@DanFromNam Glasgow would like to see you again

I remember this climb well from the 2014 Commie Games and…. My legs hurt just watching this!

@yveslampaert @BELCyclingTeam @CyclingWorlds Good luck to you, I'll have the haribos at the end

Ready to empty the tank for @BELCyclingTeam. Let’s fight for another rainbow.🌈👊🏼 #GlasgowScotland2023

@Trudgin Was there the other day, picking up volunteer kit. 16 has called dibs on the backpack

Glasgow ❤️

@ImlachHair please do

Hey everyone ! We like to keep things happy in Gary world. But occasionally the bad world overlaps A warning ⚠️ A staff member, not a rider, on a ProTour team is sending creepy DMs and photos to women. The team is trying to silence anyone complaining. I may name and shame🤬

@keats83 @PolkaDotRob @UKCycleChat we are begging you

Applications are now being accepted by the Great Britain Cycling Team for talented sprint, endurance, mountain bike cross-country, BMX racing and BMX freestyle riders looking to join the Olympic Development & Podium Potential Squads. 👉 bit.ly/3J3p0ms #ukcyclechat

What is your favorite movie of all time?

@festinagirl @daraobriain

If sex was a professional sport, who would be the ideal commentators?

@PolkaDotRob Same Dex, same.

Dex just woke up and we told him about Carrefour de l’Arbre. #ParisRoubaix

#gbbo Paul Hollywood stitched up Paddy

@ImlachHair Roubaix!!! my favourite day of the year

Your daily Gary Reminder that it’s only 95 days until the Tour de France. It’s 68 days until the Critérium du Dauphiné And it’s only 5 days until the Tour of Flanders…. And it’s only 12 days until Paris-Roubaix

@HariboUKI_ 🐰🐇

Spring is in 🌸 and it's time for picnics, daffodils and a HARIBO Easter #GIVEAWAY 🎉🐣🐰​ ​ 3 lucky bunnies will #WIN a HARIBO Prize! ​ To enter:​ ❤️ Follow us @haribouki_​ 👍 Like this post!​ 💬 Comment an Easter emoji 🪺🐇​ ​ #Competition #HARIBO #EasterTreats #Easter2023

#KBK23 Belgium looks much like Scotland - lovely when sunny but grim af when it rains

It’s been rumoured these are the before and after photos of Gary, when he has just come out of winter hibernation, and after his tidy-up prior to the first stage of Paris-Nice. We couldn’t possibly comment.

BURN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #DumbPrinceandHisStupidWife

@PicassoLisa @iamRumashana @HDStationeryltd G n JB? ml) ?k 0ln!! n b

@1953FlyingScot No, we’re still good.

I suspect one of my Twitter apps has developed a mind of its own, it’s followed back a random array of spammy bot accounts and has unfollowed a load of regulars. Let me know if I’ve unfollowed you as I can only see 48 hours worth to make amends.

#ImaCeleb...returned yesterday for its 20th series 🌴 With contestants' fees reportedly ranging from £30k-£600k, the question is, how much would you accept to take on the creepy crawlies 🕷️ for 3 weeks in the jungle?

@ConfusedBurger @AITA_online Bride Monster? I’d watch the heck out of that. Florence Pugh & Jane Fonda, if I’m in charge of casting

@AITA_online The movie potential here is staggering. Like Bride Wars meets Monster-In-Law, maybe? Except it’s the bride’s mother.

WIBTA for telling my Mum she can't get married within 2-3 months of my wedding? bit.ly/3fFacPk

March, 2053. Croatia finally manifests its destiny by hogging every coastline in Europe