Ian Macleod

Proud of this kid!

🎶 I'm Dreaming Of an atmospheric river For Christmas 🎶

"Freedom?", he grouched. "Freedom ain't nothing but a two way street with a bunch of uncontrolled intersections and a bike lane that nobody uses."

Quantum Leap spinoff pitch: Go meta and acknowledge it's s a TV show, and each week the leaper becomes a character on a different TV show. IP nightmare for the suits, win for creatives and audiences. @juliussharpe @thesulk #QuantumLeap

@markmatthews It's peak laziness but it's also peek laziness and pique laziness.

Peak laziness is when a window with closed blinds is less than five feet from you, but you bring up the security camera app on your phone to look outside to see if the weather is bad or not.

@markmatthews Due to my legendary prowess my high school nickname was 'The Testicles of Narnia'... (long sigh)... no it wasn't. It was actually 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'.

The Fast Saga is what my exes call sex with me.

If Screen Time on iOS ever calculates that your use of your device is down 100% last week, will it call 911 because you obviously died alone and are unmissed by the world?

East Vancouver connects to west Vancouver and Downtown is north Vancouver. Both North Vancouvers and West Vancouver have no land boundary with any of north Vancouver, east Vancouver, west Vancouver, or south Vancouver.

Part 2: Hometown Edition West Vancouver is north of west Vancouver. There are two North Vancouver's and they are east of West Vancouver. West North Vancouver connects to east second North Vancouver and west second North Vancouver connects to east West Vancouver.

Let me get this one last thing straight before Twitter goes away: West Virginia borders on east West Virginia, south and southeast West Virginia border on west Virginia, but southwest West Virginia and west Virgina border on Kentucky? Couldn't be any clearer.

I left a bunch of pencils for my wife but forgot to tell her before I left this morning. And it was a BUNCH of pencils... boxes of ten... like, more than a hundred light green Staedtlers. I didn't want to just landmine her workspace, so I thought it was best to try and explain.

@markmatthews Isn't 'John Ham' is one of Fletch's aliases? (file photo of Dr. Rosenpenis)

Uuuuuuuuh, what now?

#LFG Macleods! Nice work boys. @JackMacBaseball @CamMacleod_ instagram.com/stories/pbront…

Uncommitted 2024 Jack MacLeod (@JackMacBaseball) drives this pitch deep into the LC gap for a double. Another B.C. prospect who’s shown well at the dish this week. @PBR_Uncommitted @PrepBaseballBC #PBRSpringTraining🇨🇦🌴

Rained out yesterday but back at it today. Second AB at #PBRSpringTraining . 2 for 2 with 2 stolen bases so far. @PBR_Ontario @PrepBaseballBC

First AB at #PBRSpringTraining Stole 2nd after this and then scored on a passed ball. @PBR_Ontario @PrepBaseballBC

@markmatthews I have a PS2 with OG Star Wars Battlefront I'm willing to let go for $2K if you're feeling full pricey 😁

Met my New Year's resolution for once, and couldn't be happier about it.

Freedom.