Mark Matthews 🇨🇦

I can't wait for the next four years of Vanity Fair, Cosmo, and fashion articles telling us all that behind every powerful woman like Kamala Harris, there is a fashion and beauty icon like Stephen Emhoff, and how we can have his look for cheap.

If I end up hearing or reading a review of The Miniature Wife that says it is the best thing they have ever seen, I will immediately call a wellness check on that reviewer. #makeasylumssgreatagain

Gas prices are expected to drop 11 cents at the pumps tomorrow. Gas stations raise prices at the pumps 11 cents today.

Something tells me Ronnie Taylor is attempting to lie his way to some Reacher money.

@joehendry @DanhausenAD Very Belevil.

Name This Team 👏👏

Walker: Heaven Ranger

So DLSS 5 is basically just beer goggles for gaming?

BREAKING NEWS: Due to rising food prices everywhere, the Canadian government today announced an increase of 25 seconds to the long-standing 5 second rule. PM Carney explained “30 seconds seems like enough time for poor people to forget wages aren’t increasing to meet inflation.”

If Fred Trump’s pull out game wasn’t so weak, it wouldn’t cost a mortgage payment to fill our cars up at the pump.

The NHL should consider Radko Gudas finishes his playing career in Russia. That piece of human trash took out Crosby, and now Matthews. If they let no talent garbage like that continue in the league, I would implore them to allow the enforcer to be a thing on teams again.

To the geniuses that keep putting QR codes next to UPCs on packaging…

The Alberta Education Minister protecting students from sexually graphic imagery plans to replace literary classics like 1984 and The Handsmaid’s Tale with historical documents like the Sexual Sterilization Act and The Epstein Files.

Remember, remember, the 3rd of November.

World War 1 - sparked by the assassination of Franz Ferdinand amid tensions in the Balkans. World War 2 - caused by aggressive German expansionism and unresolved tensions. World War 3 - caused by a sentient piece of lint trying to distract from files detailing his perversions.

The only thing I am enjoying on WWEhausen these days.

Looks like Trump took Noem’s career for a walk into the gravel pit.

There are very few “celebrities” I care enough about to have in my thoughts to send positive vibes and well wishes to during an “opportunity”- Bruce Campbell is the tippy top of the very few.

I’m very disappointed in the latest episode of Shrinking - Jimmy not singing “A Taste for Love” with Brian in the car and getting Paul to join in brings me a bit of sadness.

Hollywood’s obsession with Ozempic has every interview with a celebrity looking like a behind the scenes of Schindler’s List.

Cardona, Page, and Danhausen are all making WWE money now. Good luck toy market, everything is about to get really difficult to find.

CM Punk better be on notice - with Danhausen traveling with WWE now, he’s going to be expected to buy lots of comics. #WWEChamber