STONED

Imagine finding out that your only daughter, at the age of 16, had started smoking weed. As a parent, how would you handle the situation?

Is this normal? Text from a youth pastor to an almost 13 year old girl.

Someone offers you $1,000,000 to quit smoking weed forever, could you do it? 🤔

They'll do you dirty, play victim, then try to convince people it's you…

I’m at the age where I can send a text at 10:23 and be asleep by 10:23:07

Laundry date anyone? 😭 Like you go dey wash my clothes, I go sit down dey gist you proper. Who dey in?

Some guys say bringing flowers on a first date is “too much,” yet they’re the same ones who carry condoms in their pockets.

My ex will talk to ANYBODYYYYY don't feel special 😂😂😂

A yt woman just said she liked my shirt. “Anything sparkly and I’m in” she said. The shirt in question 🤭🤣

“Depression makes you lazy” Idk Brenda, not killing myself is kinda taking a ton of work.

When she left you because you were broke, you were at rock bottom. And now you're doing better in life

You just met your soulmate but there's just one problem they're raising two kids of their departed sibling, what's your next move?

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

Neurodivergent stoners, be honest: Does THC hit you harder, weaker, or just... differently than everyone else seems to describe? Let's compare notes.

I have never tried any narcotics in my life ever. Never tried weed, coke, pills, zero. Hallucinogens I can understand the temptation. Its novel. Weed is bullshit, I can be tired from the gym I dont need drugs to be tired. Coke is bullshit, I can be an asshole perfectly fine without assistance. Stupid. Yes I drink 20 cups of coffee a day and yes nicotine is a drug thats midwit bullshit nobody cares.

I just got verified. Now we farm!

Kuruka tweets za loyal mutuals alafu uko hapa ukisema unataka 5M+ impressions is some nasty business fr 🤧...

Manchester United fans... What if we eventually miss out on Matheus Fernandes? 👋🏿

Fat Belle!

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Kwani wewe ni shumereta😭🤣.