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Hello @CBKKenya why is it that Banks don't have washrooms or safe spaces where even a mother can change a her child comfortably? We have seen a bank with 10 counters but with 2 tellers present each time, making it a customer to wait for hours. It beats logic. Why? @KenyaBankers

@jaokojohnmark Nimeona label ya Equity bank.... then I heard of a scandal moneynwas withdrawn from that bank.... ama I am overthinking? Or Under-linking?

Happening Now: Oga Obinna loses 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. What a Patriotic move.

@antonioguterres @mohammedhersi Toothless Mutina

There is no military objective that justifies the wholesale destruction of a society's infrastructure or the deliberate infliction of suffering on civilian populations.

@KijanayaKabras The Chewer and the Chewee

A man was caught having an affair with another man's pregnant wife. The man was a bit punished before he was brought out in broad daylight for public viewing. We chesaaa!

@Bookten8 Salah boy is here...

Oga Obina loses 100k subscribers on his YouTube channel after joining Tutam. Kumbe followers wake wamechoka kubebwa ufala

@livin_omanga They cook with firewood in open and firewood is left to burn overnight.

No way Nigeria is brighter than Kenya 🤣🤣

@TheStarKenya Ingiza kwa jirani tu, haitaingia Kenya

UPDATE: One Petroleum Limited has announced that it has taken immediate steps to prevent a recently imported petroleum cargo from entering the Kenyan market, following consultations with the government. #starkenyanews

@MoeTensors @kenyanpundit True. Also cabros are leveled higher than the ground floor of the National archives.. with nowhere else for rain water to run to (ofcos ground absorbtion is zero), the archives will be new storage of flood water... they really look ugly, wait after two weeks cable layers show up

This will be an urban heat island 😭

@Wangechike_ @lindahoguttu They come to do what? Let them entertain their "King" as they protect them. Imagine utumishi kwa wote blocking you.... Quite immature

Can we hire them for protests?

@KE_MrBlack Do a CT scan from breastst to groin...

Dawa ya gas kwa tumbo ni gani majamaa?🙁

@lucaniwai Anataka uache ile kitu.... sasa unahepa sheria anataka uwe sheria sasa

Kukuwa Chief iko na advantages gani wakuu juu mzae ananiambia niapply anifix

For those asking about why we keep seeing the Artemis 2 crew working out even though it's a 10 day mission. Astronauts exercise two hours every day in space. Within hours of entering microgravity your fluids stop pooling in your legs and shift toward your head. Puffy face, stuffy nose, legs shrinking. Your body interprets this as having too much blood and starts reducing volume within the first day or two. By the end of week one your muscles and bones have started breaking down because gravity is gone and your body sees no reason to maintain tissue it isn't using. The bones that spent your entire life resisting gravity simply stop being loaded and begin to deteriorate at rates comparable to osteoporosis.

@ray_omollo Where do you even get the guts to post this? The roads very poorly designed, pathetically made and ugly to look due to their inconsistency in width and uneven grounds. Pathetic! Has our workmanship fallen this low? Delete

The completion of the Ngong–Suswa Highway is a major milestone and a true game changer for regional connectivity. Now fully operational, the approximately 70 kilometre tarmac road provides a critical alternative to the often congested Nairobi–Mai Mahiu Road along the escarpment. The highway creates a direct and more efficient link from Ngong Town to Suswa, significantly reducing travel time for motorists heading to Narok, Bomet and Kisii Counties as well as other parts of the larger Western Kenya. The highway is already unlocking significant economic opportunities along the corridor. Farmers and livestock traders in Kajiado County now enjoy faster and more reliable access to markets in Nairobi, enabling them to move produce and livestock more efficiently while reducing transport costs. Improved accessibility has also triggered a steady rise in land value and stimulated new investments, including petrol stations, service centres, hospitality facilities and other roadside enterprises that are creating jobs and expanding local commerce. At the national level, the highway plays an important role in decongesting traffic along the Nairobi–Mai Mahiu escarpment corridor, particularly during festive seasons or in situations where the route is disrupted by accidents, landslides or floods. Through the coordination of the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration, the corridor benefits from strengthened road safety awareness, improved coordination with security agencies and enhanced administrative oversight along the route.

@NytoP2PMwangi Why are they not talking about oil issues, and the 500m cash.

The DCI office is contemplating whether to Arrest Rigathi Gachagua!!!! Mambo imechemka!!!

@slim_ma97 When there is no mayonnaise like secretion but very clear one

Can men physically tell if a girl just had sex recently with another man🤔

LEE FUNERAL HOME is about to trend... next 2days are critical in Kenya

@AbdulahiAdan10 I will download that after an year after it has been tested, enhanced and improved.

The Mpesa App is gone from the playstore. It has been replaced by the new My OneApp from Safaricom. Ebu check yako kama Imechange... I love this change since I have been using both Mpesa App and MySafaricom App and now they're one.

@Rnagila They short-changed him, he became clever and came for everything while they are in 'custody" is this not a script?

This is wild.

@KTNNewsKE @dennisaseto Lol... wueehh

A new twist has emerged following reports that KSh 500 million recovered from the homes of four suspects is now missing. #WeekendPrime @dennisaseto

@ahmednasirlaw @lindahoguttu @OpiyoWandayi Mbaraki Holdings registered in Mauritius.... Hii ni script, pesa ishagonga account, hairudi, the movie iko katikati saa hii and starring ndio najipata oil ki- Rambo.

Can the government and more specifically the Minster for Energy and Petroleum Hon @OpiyoWandayi tell Kenyans what processes and procedures he will deploy to recover the billions of shillings paid to the oil companies that sold to Kenya the low grade or contaminated fuel. His silence is VERY TROUBLING! @koske_felix