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Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick? Or do you make her put it down first? Drop your rules below 👇 Stoner Life or Weed & Head

@SabbirSays We're together in this ski

@Samseeyoo I'm with you

Would you Rather give Up WEED Forever Or social Media forever ?

@NoLustMal Omg u bhad dude

@Samseeyoo Weed & Head

Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick? Or do you make her put it down first? Drop your rules below 👇 Stoner Life or Weed & Head

It sickens me to hear Spanish spoken on the streets of Los Angeles, San Diego, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Barbara, San Bernardino, El Cerrito, La Mirada, San Luis Obispo🙃🙃🙃

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

@Amakundi001 Bro had no business being in that abandoned warehouse at 2am but the mission was bigger than the fear 😭😂

N*ggas in search of weed have been to places they won’t go even with a gun😂

I worked at a place that had a core value called “curiosity.” Anyone who asked too many questions in meetings was told afterward that they needed to “trust the process more.” Curiosity had a scope. The scope was never explained. You figured it out after the first conversation.

@upshine3 @ALEXAGY0 the moment she started yelling about a tip she guaranteed she wasnt getting one anyway 😭💀 you dont get to demand a gratuity after trying to charge a mystery ten dollar fee for using a card

Got my nails done and I go to pay and the lady asks me cash or card. I tell her card and then she tells me to hold on and she looks something up and says for my total they charge $10 additional to use card, which is crazy cause it’s illegal in NYC to charge to use credit cards. I’m not paying $10 to simply pay them for a service so I walk next door to the atm and hand her the payment in cash. She asks me for tip and I say no thank you, ya know cause she just tried to rip me off for $10. Tell me why she starts yelling at me like at the top of her lungs that I need to give her a tip 😭. I walked out the store but I’ve never been so happy that I didn’t tip someone in my life. The entitlement is crazy, tip culture is definitely out of control.

I swear to god if another person leads me on with a 3 month situationship I’m gonna start a podcast where i read all their texts aloud like slam poetry.

@lizzkelly7 @Demo4fhs That burner phone part would have me checking every security camera in a five mile radius immediately 😳

Every Saturday night, my husband and I hired Sarah, a sweet college student from down the street, to watch our toddler, Leo. She was a dream. Every time we got home, she would leave a detailed, handwritten note on the kitchen counter: “Leo ate all his peas. We read three books. He went down at 8:30 PM without a fuss. - Sarah xoxo.” One Sunday morning, I was cleaning out Leo's diaper bag and found a stray note from Sarah from three weeks ago. I smiled, glancing at it. Then I noticed the handwriting. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed last night's note. The elegant, looped cursive on last night's paper didn't match the jagged, left-handed slant on the older note. I dug through the drawer and found five more notes. There were four completely different styles of handwriting. All of them signed “Sarah xoxo.” I pulled out my phone and called the number we always texted to book her. A gruff, older man answered. “Hello?” “I’m sorry,” I stammered. “I’m looking for Sarah?” “There’s no Sarah here,” the man said roughly. “Look, lady, you’ve been texting this burner phone for months. I told my associate to just keep writing the notes so you’d stop asking questions.”

Your Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo, keep your private life to yourself.

I just realized that cats likes people that never approve of them.

If Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine will be near Memphis…

Up to date, haven’t forgiven Arsenal for this match!😭😡

R.I.P to all the kids that can't smoke in the crib to it's getting cold out here. 😂😂🤣

I’m so proud of me, but i’m finna go harder 🖤

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you?