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Shout out to everyone silently losing it but still texting 'no worries' while rolling another blunt like the rent, stress, and emotional damage not all hitting at once 😭💨

Shout out to everyone silently losing it but still texting 'no worries' while rolling another blunt like the rent, stress, and emotional damage not all hitting at once 😭💨

@khid0uble05 @totingpipes Nah, like U Frfr man 😆

@fw_Neon @thegr8troyy Relationship partner best in committing crime

What's weed to you??

@cruise_addictt @xenobangs I can she her JUMPING 😆

@xenobangs Is she swimming or flying tho?

tf i look like squaring up with a shark😭

@xenobangs @Akua_Reo Fr 😂😂

@Akua_Reo like tf i look like? aquaman? 😭✌️

@NkamaBright @khid0uble05 Ok, why are you here Sir

@khid0uble05 no need for social media

@totingpipes @khid0uble05 That's shit, how'd u hear her voice b4 I sleep at night

@khid0uble05 my bitch can’t even have a phone

@ok6ixx Covid really exposed the fact that nobody actually has their life perfectly together 😭 one person got a barking dog, another got a cat typing emails, somebody’s toddler announcing a bathroom victory mid meeting, we all just out here surviving with WiFi and apologies lmao 😆😂

I was on a work call and my dog started barking in the background. I muted myself, told him to stop, and unmuted. Two minutes later he started again. This time I didn't mute fast enough and everyone heard it. My boss said, "Is that your dog?" I said yes and apologized. She said, "Oh don't worry about it. We all have stuff going on at home." Then one of my coworkers unmuted and said, "Yeah, my cat walked across my keyboard yesterday and almost sent an email to a client that just said 'jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj.'" Everyone laughed. Someone else said their toddler had interrupted a meeting to announce they had pooped. And just like that, the whole vibe shifted. Suddenly we were all just people working from home. Trying to be professional while life happened in the background. It was honestly one of the most...... one of the most human moments I've had at this job. Because for a long time, everyone pretended their home life didn't exist during work hours. But now we've all seen each other's kitchens. We've heard each other's kids. We've met each other's pets. And somehow that's made us better coworkers. My dog barked again at the end of the call. This time I didn't even apologize. I just smiled and kept talking.

@Dashytwo bro was on his way to a very important business meeting 😭

the dog looking at you and wondering the same damn thing

@luxemiaa @masha_slp To be fair, the bartender probably thought he was cleaning up after two time travelers from 1997 😭😭

My husband and I went out dancing and decided to pay cash like two people who still remember when that was considered normal. We ordered one round of drinks, handed the bartender cash, and he brought back our change. My husband left some bills on the bar so we could go dance and come back for another round later. Apparently that system is no longer recognized by modern society. When we came back, the money was gone. The bartender had cleared the bar completely, even though our drinks were still sitting there and it was obvious we hadn’t left. We ordered again, left cash on the bar again, and went back to the dance floor. Same thing happened. At that point we realized the old “leave some cash on the bar to keep your tab open” move now looks like abandoned property. To be fair, the bartender probably thought he was.......

@ceraliza Whole family treating me like customer care 😭 come and check this thing every 10 minutes but lowkey I be feeling proud fixing it 😂🔧

I’m like an engineer in this house, they call me to repair things that get damaged 😭😭😭…I love it 🤗

@Amakundi001 he got the baddie in the backseat and the decoy up front 😭💨

My Weed Man gone keep a ugly bitch in the front seat 😂

@Kenechi35 @EmmanuelJo94715 That's different really

There’s just something satisfying about making money and knowing you earned every bit of it.

@rreallmula LoL 😆🤣🤣 I pray so

lol just make sure those love birds stay safe and happy

@ikpe001 Only doing the wake and bake every morning and night ritual times

Doing what nigga 😂🤔

@ceraliza That Yep. And fuck you. after the silence would’ve had me levitating 😭 bro probably saw his entire bloodline flash before his eyes before hanging upㅋㅋ

Found out the guy I was dating had another girlfriend, so I messaged her on instagram. I told her if she wanted the truth, she should hear it from him herself. So we set up a three-way call and she stayed completely silent while he flirted with me and tried making plans to hook up later that week. Right before the call ended, I said, “I don’t think that’s a good idea… I feel like ***** might have an issue with it. Right, *****?” After a few seconds of dead silence she goes, “Yep. And fuck you.” He hung up immediately 😭😭 I have no idea how it turned out for them, but I blocked his sorry ass and still get a chuckle at the moment of pure fear we heard in the silence before he hung up.

@Halo_chains Private school was a parenting choice, not a lifetime subscription fee 😭 if she already has multiple properties bringing in more money than her kids make, calling $300/month a, .duty, while y’all raising families in this economy is wild

My mom wants all three of us, M, F, F, in our 30s to give her $300 a month each. She said this is for her retirement and that this is our duty. I would be fine with this if she had no income but she has multiple properties she rents out that earns more than we do every month. All three of us don’t live at home and have children to take care of. My sisters are both stay at home moms. Their husbands will be the ones to pay this. Here is some of our conversation: I asked if she gives her parents money every month and she said no but she has given money to them before. I told her we are all raising kids, paying rent, the economy is terrible. Her response was $300 is not much. The average worker here earns $1000 a month. I told her I would never tax my kids like this while they’re trying to build their lives. Her response is that it’s our duty as her children. To try and be non biased she did spend a lot of money sending us to private school. In return I do have a decent job earning higher than the average. I feel like this is just pure greed. Would I be the asshole for refusing?

@Amakundi001 Half these, lazy stoners, got jobs, pay bills, hit the gym, and still roll up at night 😭💨 the stereotype been outdated for years

Normalize people who smoke weed and still have their shit together, That lazy stoner shit is dead.We get shit done!

@sley_Xk @_1alfred She said, leave me alone, but what she really meant was, stay and suffer with me,😭

nothing makes a woman more angry than when she is angry with you and she tells you to leave her alone and you actually leave her alone

@TweetbyAz @Offixialanagu 200 views, 200 people watched it with their own eyes but suddenly the like button got turned into a life or death decision 😭💀 it’s literally one tap, not a blood donation form bro lol

If I have 200 views I should have 200 likes, Why do y'all act like liking a video is like me asking you to donate a kidney