Sebastian Bolstad

Hva faen I helvete @nff_info ??? Skal Brann spille klokken 14:00 på 16. mai? Har dere gjemt alle forpulte hjernecellene deres langt faen oppi rassen på Klavenes?

Nå ser alle at @nff_info verken bryr seg eller eier skam. De draktene. Tilstanden på Ullevaal. Ødelagt cupen. Planlegging og gjennomføring av Eliteserien. Behandlingen av bortesupportere. Sinnsyke bøter til de som skaper kule rammer. Norway House. Shit listen er laang…

Premier League fans deliver damning verdict on VAR. 75% of 7,946 fans polled by the Football Supporters’ Association “didn’t support the use of VAR”. Too long, too forensic, too much of a joy killer, fans say. Findings shared with Premier League and PGMO. 92% of fans surveyed “agreed” that “VAR has removed the spontaneous joy of goal celebrations” (82% of them “strongly agreed”). 85% of match-going fans “strongly disagreed” with the notion that “VAR makes watching football more enjoyable”. And 83% of those watching on TV. 85% of match-going fans “strongly disagreed” that “VAR decisions are generally resolved in a reasonable amount of time”. Echoed by 83% of those watching on TV. Only 18% agreed that “VAR has improved the overall accuracy of refereeing decisions”. 72% are “concerned about the expansion of VAR beyond its current remit”. 79% “strongly disagreed” with the suggestion “that the match-going experience is better with VAR”. 67% “strongly agreed” that they preferred “watching games that are played without VAR to games with VAR”. 84% “strongly support” goal-line technology. 34% “strongly opposed” to the idea of a challenge system (two per game per team). “These findings back up the FSA's previous survey in 2021, where fans expressed misgivings about the introduction of VAR,” says Thomas Concannon, @WeAreTheFSAPremier League network manager. “The vast majority are reporting the same concerns five years on - the loss of spontaneity when celebrating goals, and an overall worsening of the match-going experience. We have shared the survey results with the Premier League and PGMO, and look forward to discussing its findings with them.” Fans surveyed of all PL clubs and all ages (Under-18 to 65+).

För att förtydliga vad jag menar med modellen: När en spelläggare har så mycket omsättning och så många system att jobba med slutar det handla om att spela den bästa idén för andelsköparna. Då handlar det i stället om att täcka så många utfall som möjligt så att något system går att visa upp i efterhand. Då kan man börja spika 50-procentaren man inte själv tror på i flera system. Man kan också lägga in söndervarvade lågutdelningssystem trots att man egentligen tror på hög utdelning, allt för att öka chansen att få fram den där kupongen med hög totalvinst som sedan går att marknadsföra. Det är inte det andelsköparna tror att de betalar för. De köper av en spelläggare för att de tror att personen har en idé och ett övertag, inte för att bli en del av ett upplägg som är byggt för efterhandsmarknadsföring.

Okay. No PR bullshit here. I just watched qualifying and I have to say that these new power units are focking shit. Lifting and coasting on straights is the opposite of what F1 is about. Whoever came up with this needs to be sacked. Immediately.

Stemningsrapport fra Stockholm

Blast from the past før Klaveness ble maktsjuk og en UEFA-dukke.

VAR is the singular worst thing to happen to the sport of football in its history.

@RMoheim Folk kan nok endra meining. Til og med dei som fortsatt ville hatt Amorim i sjefsstolen.

E DU HER DA TIM SHERWOOD

@DavyWathne @nff_info @FIFAcom Tror du Lise Klaveness innser hva ho sier sjøl her? Det var akkurat sånn vi følte oss på fotballtinget i fjor.

@AndersMikkelbor Klink disk.

I dag skulle Ulf Thoresen fylt 80 år🤴 En fenomenal travkusk @RetroSportNorge ❤️ Gikk bort så altfor tidlig (46 år), men vi glemmer aldri Ulf Thoresen eller prakthesten Habib 🐴 For et lag Ulf hadde med hestene. Ps! Takk til @KnutFridlund for påminnelsen

Kick It Out statement: Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are disgraceful and deeply divisive at a time when football does so much to bring communities together. In addition to the inaccurate figures mentioned, it’s worth reminding him that Manchester United has a diverse fan base and plays in a city whose cultural history has been enriched by immigrants. This type of language and leadership has no place in English football, and we believe most fans will feel the same.

VAR killing a moment that would be talked about for decades. Modern football is in the shittest place it’s ever been and will only get worse👎🏼

@sekstitre Aaaaaaa Arnaud Monkam. Klasse fyr

Ahh.. Dette har jeg savnet. Dette ligger an til å bli en ny Arnaud Monkam eller Michael Helegbe. Signér han pronto!

Topp tre prestasjoner av norske lag i Europa: 1. Sturm Graz - Brann 1-0 2. Dortmund - RBK 0-3 3. Atletico Madrid - Bodø-Glimt 1-2

På tide å gjenta suksessen @nff_info, dette blir garantert minst like bra som det prosjektet dere lovet for å lage for å stilne boikott-debatten før Qatar-VM

@OffisiellESF Thore P. I år kjem målene.

Hvilken spiller er selvskreven på ditt lag denne sesongen? I dag er det én måned igjen til Eliteserien Fantasy lanseres 🏆 #2fantasy

🚨❌Disastrous VAR mistake in the Fulham vs. Liverpool match. 📸Wirtz was OFFSIDE in the build-up to Liverpool's first goal, but VAR, for some reason, overturned the assistant referee's original decision of a disallowed goal.

Fifa haven't got any less greedy by announcing £45 World Cup tickets 🎟️ It's a desperate attempt to save the tournament and the regime behind it from humiliation 🇺🇸 Piece 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/football…