Simon Browne

@DaBeerandBurger Angina

Not enough toast.

@GMB I went to buy a ticket at Leeds station with my senior railcard. The ticket lady said I liked too young! I was elated all the way to Kjngs Cross. When I got on the tube a young girl said “ would you like my seat sir?” From zenith to nadir in one journey 🫩

@MAGAVoice Bad man . He’s bad. He is a bad man. Bad . Terrible man. (Great vocabulary. Great, good really good and great ).

I am in tears. Donald Trump gives candy to Karoline Leavitt’s baby who is a little pumpkin. OH MY 🧡 How can anyone not love Trump ?

@usopen You knew Trump was coming long enough to sort this mess out. Best tennis Grand Slam - 😂😂😂😂😂even Eastbourne is better than this.

As a result of the security measures in place, and to ensure that fans have additional time to get to their seats, we have pushed the start time of today’s match to 2:30 pm ET.

@nazirafzal Please don’t draw attention to him.

It is a serious offence under the Public Order Act 1986 to incite racial hatred through threatening, abusive, or insulting words, behaviour, or material displayed or distributed publicly As a Former MP he should know where the line is & what crosses it - this probably does

@mcdermottkc_ I suggest making it into a blackberry sauce. Poor over vanilla ice cream. Late summer has arrived!

Free food …. Fiona has been foraging

@GBNEWS Tell your man the 37 min break was for threat of lightning NOT heavy rain

'You can’t call them legends, they failed to get the clean sweep.' Aidan Magee says the British & Irish Lions tour ended on a disappointing note after biblical storms hit Sydney mid-match, and reflects on Lewis Hamilton’s honest admission: 'I’m just useless.'

@mcdermottkc_ Danny LaRue’s wardrobe?

Where am I ?

@GMB I didn’t know Richard Arnold was the new chair of Reform

Former TV presenter and doctor David Bull has been named as Reform UK's new chairman, replacing Zia Yusuf, who quit last week after clashing with one of the party's MPs over a burka ban.

@RevRichardColes They have had enough time to restore those cuts. Instead they are failing miserably to recruit volunteers.

Good grief. A Prime Minister who keeps his head down throughout and has to read the words from the service sheet of “I Vow to Thee My Country”. Message to The PM (politician of any party) Stand up straight, look forward and sing like you mean it.

@krug79 Even at the age of ten Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then He always beat me at Subbuteo 'Cause he 'flicked to kick' And I didn't know

Turin never fails to amaze me !

@RealAlexJones It would assist everyone if you saw the “Caps On” light

BREAKING: E.U. LEADERS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT EUROPE WILL SEND TROOPS TO DIRECTLY FIGHT RUSSIA IN UKRAINE AND THAT THE GLOBALIST DEMAND THE U.S. UNDER NATO ARTICLE 5, MUST JOIN IN THE PSYCHIC, INSANITY! TRUMP MUST PULL THE USA OUT OF NATO NOW, TO STOP THE PROBABLE DESTRUCTION OF CIVILIZATION!

@GMB Apparently the Notts Inquiry will be held in the USA - Ed Balls tells us witnesses will “take the stand”. What happened to the good old UK witness box? Is this another executive order from Trump?

Coming up on GMB 👇 📰 The families of the Nottingham attack victims will meet the Prime Minister today demanding the full public inquiry they've been fighting for. 🗣️ A group of Labour MPs say a four-day working week is 'the future' and want the Government to start putting it into place. Is it just another sign we've got lazy, or a reality already for millions? We'll debate before 8am. ⭐️ Vernon Kay's heading back to the 90s for a new dance-floor tour - but we'll ask him if he's heading to the castle for Celebrity Traitors with his wife, Strictly's Tess Daly.

@mcdermottkc_ @British_Airways Just shocked anyone stills flies BA

These changes to the @British_Airways points and miles schemes suggest that management is completely tone deaf …

@EmmanuelAcho Gosh. Quite extraordinary. God bless America

BREAKING: The Tyreek Hill body cam footage has been released. And it is about as disgusting as you would expect:

@BlairHenley It is not a surprise for an Aussie to be a bad loser to a Brit but JT took it to new heights after the Wimbledon Men’s Doubles Final.

Gosh, I love this. I’ve written a lot of Jordan Thompson bios, and his career highlights stayed largely the same following a big year in 2018/2019. He’s added a whole lot more to the resume in 2024, including a title + a new CH. A Thompsonaissance!

@Cathal_Dennehy Brits use winner and runner up at the championships with third wild card place. Intellect is not an oft recognised trait in the US.

I was amazed when my wife told me she was going to see @JamesBlunt at the Royal Albert Hall. It turns out the ticket was free. That explains everything 😂

Lest we forget today is the 4th anniversary of the official lockdown for the pandemic. 23/3/20.