Sherman The Sloth

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf MPJ, My Rory ticket just cashed. Clearly YOU don’t know ball if you aren’t familiar with the reverse jinx. Tell ‘em to bring me my money, Sherm

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Sherm, I actually never watch golf. Ever. But even I knew who was gonna win. Maybe get some ball knowledge. A sincere apology would be greatly appreciated - MPJ P.S. go fck urself dummy 😂😂😂

8 of the last 9 Masters winners have birdied the 3rd hole in the final round. Cameron Young: Par Rory McIlroy: Birdie

@Ballgame1554 Mental Midget Mcilroy

You can’t miss that Rory #TheMasters

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf I’m standing on the ledge and your words just sent me off it. Nice knowing you, Sherm

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf The cubs blow can’t even beat the shitty Pirates in the big 26

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Hey Downs, twisted nonsensical humor you’ve got there. Be well, Sherm

@SlothSherman @UnderdogGolf Hey douchebag, I didn’t actually bet him. Learn how to take a joke. All love 👊

Mental Midget Mcilroy

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Example A, good luck finding love on the spectrum.

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Hey Porter, Do you have eyes? Do you watch golf? Aware that Rory is a mental midget and the moment continuously looms too large? Inquisitively, Sherman

@itsgoingup1 @UnderdogGolf Proud of you owning your down syndrome diagnosis

@UnderdogGolf Brb throwing my mortgage on Rory #lank

@KCartledge85 @YourFriendKyle_ No 3 putting from 7 feet is

@YourFriendKyle_ -1 thru 3 and we’re “pissing down our leg”?

Rory pissing down his fucking leg again. So embarrassing man.

@Johnny_Anthem @CarlsBeef Wins in April count the same as April. It’s heartless baseball, and it’s a testament to why we’re constantly trying to hunt down the Brewers year in and year out:

@CarlsBeef If only there were 5 and a half months left in the season.

L I hate this team right now. L

@breedelio Quick going to Wrigley you witch

Dear Cubs, make me look good for once IM BEGGING Well.. here’s $20 for free in Polymarket with code BREE

@IvyFutures @cubsfan858 You didn’t answer the question, Greg.

@cubsfan858 There’s data out there. It has a decent track record but there are a lot of factors especially related to type of tear

Before folks go too far on Cade Horton (news likely isn’t *good* regardless), Dr. Meister has had patients that went with a PRP injection rather than surgery. If there’s a tear it may depend on severity (low to intermediate grade) and location (proximal rather than distal)

@ManchuJoe @mathisnfl Both he and you can’t read

@mathisnfl Remember when people said he couldn't read a defence?? Lmfao

This may be the most underrated 4-year stretch in the league:

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@Cubbymemes Imagine posting anything favorable about this fucking bum

HE. HAS. RISEN.

@BrookAshley999 @DASBUNKER Rent is 20% of my income bob and live in a beautiful high rise apartment over looking Alcatraz. Heaven on earth

@DASBUNKER Meanwhile, rent is 3/4 of your income. Home mortgage is like 5k payments now. Its time to accept a particular political party that's been in charge of the state for decades caused the issue where even California locals can't live here anymore.

But California is sooo expensive Bro the weather is perfect and the michelin rated burrito spot is playing daft punk and tears for fears. Literally no better place on earth.

@NFL_Convo You’re such a fucking retard

The Raiders planning to start Cousins over Mendoza should tell you exactly how they feel about Mendoza In no world should the 1st Overall pick backup a 37 year old washed QB while they are in rebuild mode

@Seyton13 @jimcoyleISB No shit he’s insufferable, make a decision. How many free trips to campus you gonna milk?

@jimcoyleISB I think if they just gave the kid a little more attention... 🙄🙄🙄

Indiana seems to be in a tight race with Alabama in trying to land the Hoosier's first 5-star in Lawrence North WR Moonshun Sales. #iufb

@SportsCenter @LRiddickESPN God I fucking love this kid with every fiber of my being

"My goal is to be the best quarterback in September, the start of the season, rather than being the best quarterback today April 1st for the Pro Day." —Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza on his mindset for Pro Day 🏈

@waystarharryco Slow as fucking dirt

MIGUEL AMAYA VERY NICE BASERUNNING