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@garrytan I think no PR would be best for delve. Thats bold and wild you think your syndicate of investors on this one want to see a Leo picture when there is a 0% chance delve can recover from this.

It's my birthday and on my birthday I want to recognize all my haters. Haters do the best marketing. Love your haters.

@shiftj True,Callahan brakes. Delve made the title more of a scam by making clicks.

Unpopular Opinion: SOC 2 is a scam. It's not just Delve. The entire system is flawed. 👇 1/ Why are CPAs auditing your security?

@wolfofbaystreet Murcury is probably going to throttle these payments with stripe. Monday is going to be a record braking chargeback / refund in hirtory.

If you were affected by the Delve scam there’s hope. It took 9 emails and threat of lawsuit/Stripe chargeback, but we got it done.

@AyushAgrawal_A2 @leerob License was signed today lol

@leerob "The license is through the inference partner, not us" - this argument will win in court but is the reason of this controversy. Cursor did nothing wrong except the lack of any mention of "Kimi K2.5".

Yep, Composer 2 started from an open-source base! We will do full pretraining in the future. Only ~1/4 of the compute spent on the final model came from the base, the rest is from our training. This is why evals are very different. And yes, we are following the license through our inference partner terms.

@heysatya_ You changed the company website but not the company cal and still have call times available? Strange.

after a lot of thinking, we’ve decided to shut down kree8. a year ago, jay and i started this from 0. just an idea, no plan. today it’s 50k+ followers, 150+ brands, and over $500 k in revenue. from the outside, it looks like growth. inside, it felt like 24/7. somewhere along the way, we realized, building something successful doesn’t always mean building something sustainable. so we’re choosing to let it go, and move towards a more structured life, with defined hours and space to breathe again. this wasn’t easy, but it feels right. grateful for everyone who was part of this.

@varunram What are you having for breakfast today?

Thanks man, I'll just have the idli vada with extra chutney

@pvrohilla @BryanOnel86 Why did you tag him in a reply to the post?

@BryanOnel86 @BryanOnel86 do you have guidance on SOC2 for Solo founders? I see a lot of solo founders struggling with navigating it.

This weekend only, for affected Delve customers, we are offering the complete Oneleet SOC 2 program for just $6k, down from $14. It has everything you need to become compliant and secure: platform access, penetration test, (legit, lol) third-party auditor, and access to all of our security tooling, all-inclusive for $6,000, discounted from $14,000. We won't offer it for free like some others do, but those only get you platform access. With Oneleet, you'll get the full bundle of things you'd have to get elsewhere with other platforms. But more importantly, you will come out more secure, and with the ability to confidently show your report, pentest and security posture to your partners without fear. (we make a significant loss in the first year on this deal, but the CAC is still better than ads, so that's why/how we can afford to do this) We have some wiggle room for certain situations btw, poke me if you're interested.

@robinlopesz @joelhellermark @svd will you be updating your story based on recent news?

Silicon Valley or Silicon Valhalla? 🇺🇸🇸🇪 I was featured on the front page in one of 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. First, a story on 𝐚 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟗𝟗𝟔 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐚, right in the middle of the tech scene. Right after, @joelhellermark, AI billionaire and CEO of @sanalabs, shared that he 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰. Two different paths. Same underlying question, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭? Honored to be featured alongside voices like Joel and others shaping Swedish tech. 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. @getdelve | @SvD | Katarina Andersson

@robinlopesz @karunkaushik_ That is not an F1 car… the camera angles show it… also… I’m here cause of the fraud…

This is the biggest production I've ever been part of. Last week we rented out the same track where the 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐯 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 was filmed. Different story to tell tho... A fully wrapped race car. A full crew. Directors pulling talent from across LA. Our ICP and founders on set. An entire racetrack as our backdrop. We didn't want another company video, 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞... We wanted something cinematic. Something you actually remember. Shoutout to 50 Blvd and the full production team for making this happen for being great to work with. Cal Hunter | Andre Grenville | Ben Lohrentz | Robert Daniel Crenson | SUPREMA | Mike Koziel @getdelve

@getdelve See you next week?

This year, Delve is going to be at RSA. Our reputation for marketing is going all out. And RSA is going to be no exception to this. Find us at booth 2339. See you next week.

@MlcochDavid @eringriffith Cool, but you should really tag this as a paid sponsorship.

I don’t usually call out startups, but now that Delve is out in the open: -- Demo’d them a year ago - felt too good to be true -- Promised insanely fast compliance -- Completely unrealistic timelines to put actual security infrastructure guardrails in place -- Pushed hard to close right after the call -- Walked away, it was obvious scam. Chose Oneleet instead -- Most founders who chose Delve knew Delve wasn’t real security, they decided to ignore it -- If I saw a Delve badge in a trust center, I knew they were not secure -- Respect to compliance companies doing it right -- @oneleet (@BryanOnel86 and team) didn’t overpromise. They actually cared about real security, not just compliance theater:)

A detailed and brutal look at the tactics of buzzy AI compliance startup Delve "Delve built a machine designed to make clients complicit without their knowledge, to manufacture plausible deniability while producing exactly the opposite." substack.com/home/post/p-19…

@ohryansbelt Why are people shocked that companies operate this way? Does everyone forget theranos? Cc: @EHolmes

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

@TheBTCTherapist I thought it was cause you were stealing other people’s content and posting it as yours?

*Read THIS before you read the next dumbass community note* When I posted my last post, it was a last resort. I truly had no idea and no prior knowledge of anything I was doing wrong. I spent an hour weeding through my posts thinking I made an insensitive meme. I deleted a ton of posts, I thought X went soft. Thank God that wasn't the case. After my first appeal was denied, I decided to post publicly as I figured someone could help since I didn't have a single clue on what went wrong. Almost immediately @nikitabier responds with a snarky response attempting to call me out. The problem is apparently me having 3 X accounts and I've been "cross promoting". This is where I have a problem.. If cross promoting is re-sharing posts to my old newsletter account, I guess I'm guilty. BUT- it seems important to mention, I already had other accounts when I first was monetized. Why would I have been approved for the program from the start if this was ever going to be an issue? Although he wanted to call out the accounts, notice how he didn't respond when I immediately added up the follower count. This is the last thing I thought would've been a problem. The accounts have been deactivated in an attempt to honestly appeal after Grok suggested that this was the best way to move forward. I created a number of accounts on X over the years when I had different ideas relating to Bitcoin. I created a charity Bitcoin account and a Bitcoin account for healthcare workers, both of those ultimately being unsuccessful. I had a newsletter account promoting our newsletter that was successful but eventually we decided to take a step back from them. I took 9 months off of my job with no pay to grow my X account from 10k followers to 100k followers in 2023. I saw the value in X before monetization was even an option. I handmade memes literally using the drawing tool to edit photos. If you don't believe me, look at my old posts on instagram. Almost immediately after posting content, it would get reshared with no credit to me. That was just the way it was. I busted my ass while the algorithm has changed nonstop. X has always been sharing media and adding your own spin. I don't even need to comment on "stealing content". How is resharing a post through the link X provides, stealing? If that's the case then, wow, I've been robbed for years straight. Quote sharing is an option for a reason. I'm not posting this for sympathy. I don't care if you like my posts are not, that's not the issue here. That's not what X is for. You don't get to demonetize someone because their content isn't your favorite. You're not that special, sorry. I might not be offering the most intellectual content with every post, I have always had a lighthearted spin on current events that opens conversation on my page. Isn't that what this app is for? Entertainment and information? Is there not a single person who works for @X with an ounce of integrity that can hear me out? I'm being punished to the highest degree for something I didn't even know was wrong until a few hours ago. If I knew I was doing something wrong, I wouldn't be surprised or upset. But I had no idea. Why does this app have the option to link multiple accounts and retweet from them if this isn't allowed? I also don't think any sane person would consider reposting tweets MONTHS ago to an account with 250-3,000 followers as engagement farming. How can I farm engagement on followers that overlap between accounts? I can't help but feel I am not being offered a solution because of the name of my account. If Bitcoin wasn't my niche I don't think we'd be here. Up until this point, I thought the platform was headed in the right direction. I'm all about progress and shifting this platform to become something better, but I don't agree with public mockery when I'm looking to solve this. And as I've said a million times, "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!" @premium @elonmusk @Support

@labs_vanguard You’re saying people will go grey market even if grey market is higher pricing?

I dipped my toe in the telehealth biz a few years ago. Decided it wasn’t for me. It’s pretty brutal and super competitive with prices racing to the bottom. One problem I don’t hear anyone talk about when they do their back-of-the-napkin calculations: CHURN No matter how good your prices and service are, in 3 months people are going to realize they can probably manage it themselves and save money on the grey market.

@edgaralandough Side effects: typing in caps

Day 5 on peptides (BPC 157 and Reta) 1. Cravings are a thing of the past. Absolutely insane lol 2. Im grinding HIGH protein because i dont plan to lose any muscle 3. Energy is THROUGH THE ROOF, i am drinking 0 caffeine. 4. Down 2 pounds, all fat. 5. Focus is ALSO through the roof. Like i AM DIALED bro. 6. Random but i have dealt with addiction in a variety of forms my whole life and those thoughts/behaviors have vanished. So far so good. I will continue to update. I do want to stress, i was very healthy individual before peps too. I do my blood work monthly, eat good, workout daily, 10,000+ steps minimum etc. Dial that STUFF in too. @_TrueVoodoo 10/10 so far

@ExtinctionBurst @StaniKulechov They didn’t convert $50m usdt for $50m aave. They got out $34kUSD worth of aave. Hope that clears things up.

@SlumpBusterLock @StaniKulechov Right- 50M usdt for 50M aave and they were screwed by bad guardrails

Post mortem on the $50M USDT to AAVE swap.

@ExtinctionBurst @StaniKulechov No, I think they wanted to swap usdt for avve

@SlumpBusterLock @StaniKulechov You're suggesting they wanted to instantly lose $50M?

@ExtinctionBurst @StaniKulechov Why are you assuming that’s what the user wanted?

@StaniKulechov If I trade $50M into a market, I would expect to receive $50M of the asset. This is a technical issue not a user issue. Someone received 50M and theres no accountability to return the illicit funds.

@RollDamnTide69 @elsamys @SSyndicit @allthesmokeprod @Matt_Barnes22 You have a very fragile ego and low self worth. If I were wrong and spreading irrelevant blatant lies - once proven - I’d admit I was wrong. You should try it.

@SlumpBusterLock @elsamys @SSyndicit @allthesmokeprod @Matt_Barnes22 Keep running around crying about the cartel though, maybe they’ll see it and let you suck one of them off like you desperately want

He owed the cartel $4 MILLION… and had to face them in person 👀 Owen Hanson tells the insane story of losing millions, sitting across from El Jefe and six sicarios… and walking out alive. From USC walk-on to the infamous “Cocaine Quarterback.”

Hahaha Michael Croke was not involved with any cartel, he was helping Owen and Andrew McManus get money back when it was taken at the hotel, it’s in legal docs and recorded phone calls - no cartel involved. Lastly, even Owen says he dealt with El Mencho who is part of Jalisco New Generation Cartel not Sinaloa you fuckin retard.

@SlumpBusterLock @elsamys @SSyndicit @allthesmokeprod @Matt_Barnes22 I said Sinaloa cartel associates you absolute moron lol. The lawyer was helping the cartel launder money. Congrats on being stupid the first time, and matching it with your second response. Owen had 21 years and was out after 8 because of it