Vroom
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It’s surprising how no one is talking about how Indian toilets are going to be extinct in 10 years
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The CEO of your company be like
Alberto ➐@_23_alberto
Those who suck dick for their own pleasure deserve the worldddd
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@frontierindica Living on your own terms primarily requires courage, not safety net.
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Dude got AIR 1 with a perfect score, proved everything there was to prove, and is now just going to live his life. No one can call him nalayak, no one can guilt-trip him, he's untouchable. The saddest part is most wagies don't get this exit because the vishwaguru economy doesn't give you a safety net to take that leap. Most of us have to keep grindmaxxing just to stay afloat, never actually reaching the point where we've "earned" the right to live on our own terms.
Indian Tech & Infra@IndianTechGuide
🚨 Kalpit Veerwal, who made headlines in 2017 by securing AIR 1 in JEE Main with a perfect 360/360 score, ditched corporate life and is now pursuing singing career.
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@anku_chahar The greatest virtue according to the people of this phenotype - humility. They love saying "Haan bhai hum to bas humble rehte hain heee heee" because they are theatened by anything that attempts to transcend mediocrity.
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@anku_chahar The hinterland of this country is full of untrustworthy mediocre losers like him. They always have that shit-eating grin, but behind that hyena-smile there's crippling inferiority complex and repressed anger. He got "success" because other mediocre losers felt validated by him
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I sympathize with anyone who finds Zakir Khan funny, the guy isn’t even mid at comedy. His entire career is built around crying about how he had to leave home, something every adult is supposed to do.
He’s been milking the same ‘small-town boy in the big city’ sob story for years now. We are tired Zakir.
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@rand_longevity AAA I HAVE A BLUE TICK I SENT MONEY TO A BILLIONAIRE GIV ME IMPRESOOOOONS. blocked
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@debayansen @landlawlahore @swaris16 Test cricket is strategy and tactics. T20 is tactics. They’re not the same.
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Maybe the biggest myth in cricket is that T20 cricket is more entertaining than other formats. It's really not. It takes batting elegance & pounds it out of shape. Turns the art of bowling into a humiliation ritual. Rewards brawn over brain. Makes stars out of nobodies. I hate it
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This is what every birthday after 23 is like
☥𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫†@0laribiwa
While filming Game of Thrones Season 2, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau spent his birthday chained up in the cold as Jaime Lannister. The crew surprised him with a small cake mid shoot… and he celebrated it right there, still in character..
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Bought a big bastard leg of lamb and made a lamb masala w/ garlic naan for the lads/disciples 🌶️
Have a good one 🐰
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@Smithcdyp @AgentSaffron I was happy when the filth was poorer and away from my daily life.
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Quality of life in urban India "feels" worse than it was in 80s and 90s.
And reason for that India added whopping 40 crores population since 2000 and they all surged into urban areas.
Pollution, traffic, congestion, noise all worsened significantly.
komal 🤸🏽♀️@komal_42
The Indians who left India back l between 70s to 90s … think that India is stuck in the same place as they left it. They have kids outside of India and their kids also grow up thinking that. And it’s very evident when they talk about India. They don’t realise how stupid it comes across to people actually living in India rn.
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@Smithcdyp @G1LBERTJESS0P The mental damage that CSK caused to RCB fan:
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