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@QuackenbushBTC Not to mention the amount of crap they produce! Dirty birds!

I hate Canadian geese because they push out the ducks and destroy the grass. They seem to be able to outbreed anything. And they no longer migrate back to Canada 🙄

@klara_sjo And for goodness’ sake, please avoid planting Kudzu near the bamboo, which shouldn’t be next to the data centers.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! 🚨

@atensnut Of course, it comes with the cackling hyena. Everything is always funny to them.

Good Lord! 🙄

@rickydigital @GemsClipper

@Social_Chef @GemsClipper His nose looks good though 😫

Clavicular gets cans and water thrown at him while walking through Paris. Clav has officially lost all aura in Paris

Garbage guy flings mailbox… Now it’s everywhere

@ClownWorld @TobyTheGrey2025 People lie Jill!

Jill Biden says people tell her they miss the Biden White House and that Joe Biden was “one of the greatest leaders” who helped keep peace around the world.

@klara_sjo The local courthouse police will be arriving to apprehend you! Your luck has run out!

There's no getting away from Indian scam calls.

@solar_ric They look like they’re in Poplar Bluff, Missouri

What city do they live in?

@alphafox I had a similar experience while mowing my lawn with my Yard Bug back in the late 1990s. Unfortunately, the mower tipped over, and I ended up falling into the ditch with it.

'It fell over on me.' 😭

Man trying to make a living comes across a group of pizza pirates.

@Cyber_Trailer @nytimes @grok What are your thoughts about this?

Hey @nytimes, Breaking story, The driver of this Ford claims they were using Bluecruise the entire time and they are NOT responsible for any of the damage to the front lawn of this house. The driver said it so that automatically means it’s an established fact that can be printed as a headline. We will stand by for your story.

@Cyber_Trailer @nytimes

They fight everywhere 24/7.

@alexxdebut All those people pushing at once won’t move Earth any faster. China attempted this years ago by everyone jumping up and down simultaneously.

what comes to your mind when you see this

I’m at my eye doctor’s appointment today for a test and to pick up my new glasses.

@Forgedx_ Drive-thrus are the worst invention ever, and double drive-thrus are even worse!

This is not a good start to a Monday.

@samthelion79 @DavidWolfe Absolutely! Many years ago.

@DavidWolfe 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

I QUIT VACCINATING MY DOG. THAT'S WHERE I'M AT. Anyone else?!

Good grief. I’ve seen battleships turn around faster…

@DesireeAmerica4 Perhaps she’ll discover some beauty secrets while incarcerated? It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved.

The Florida-ness is off the charts. Elderly man wins $2,700 in Florida Lottery. Takes ticket to Walmart. Cashier validates it, folds the receipt, puts it in her vest pocket. Leaves. Man comes back: no receipt, can't claim his money. Manager checks cameras: caught her pocketing it in 4K. Cops find the receipt hidden in her car. Her excuse? "Got distracted." Felony grand theft. Fired. All for $2,700 on camera, with her name tag on, at her job.